AshleyInLA
@AshleyInLA
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surgeon / writer / astronaut / director / producer / inventor / model / philosopher /actress / singer / chef / nominated for stuff / artist / compulsive liar.
Los Angeles
Joined March 2009
Serious question How are we able to get live feed, CRYSTAL clear video footage from outer space, but the images we get on the news from ANY security cameras like the the ones of Riley Strain or any security footage from just a few feet away or across a street, is BLURRY af?
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Serious question. Do people that constantly use this word when referring to themselves understand the definition? Bc NOBODY sells this word harder, and more often than an egotistical, privileged, superficial guy showing off his credentials. lol 🤣🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
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So weird that psychologists are the new real estate agents lol.
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Nobody pushes the caption, “killing me with kisses” harder than a pit bull owner.
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Still wondering when everyone’s eyebrows and eyelashes are gonna calm down a little bit.
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Does anyone know how to tell a genuine Shamwow from a knockoff?
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Accidentally just drove off with the gas nozzle still in my car.
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Why did you remove the Minute Maid slushees from your menu @McDonalds? I’m really depressed about it.
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When is a good time to tell someone they’re “mourning” the loss” not “morning” the loss?
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I wonder if everyone’s eyelashes and eyebrows will calm down a little in 2020.
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