me: man if only there was a way to get rid of my unending suffering and sadness
12 gauge shotgun from the local gun shop that can blow my head off into a fine red mist:
HEY YOU!! YES, YOU!!!
REPLY TO THIS TWEET TO GET INTO MY SUPER COOL TOTALLY NOT STOLEN HUNGER GAMES TOURNAMENT!!!
SUCH FEATURES AS:
-48 SPOTS
-CUSTOM EVENTS THAT REFERENCE TONS OF THINGS
-UHHH OTHER COOL SHIT
EXAMPLES OF WACKY EVENTS BELOW!!!
ok, these are all the squads so far, we will be starting soon probably
(btw if you want a custom death image reply to this tweet with a pic of your choice)
The year is 2024, gacha games treat their customers with more respect than any AAA games.
Just two years ago I thought I'll never play any gacha games, and now they cover 90% of my time spent gaming. Oh well, I'll rather spend $70 on pulls than on "first day patch" censorships.
THIS IS IT!! THE FINAL STRETCH!!!!!
THAT'S IT, I'M GIVING YOU A GRIPPY SOCK MAPLE SYRUP FOOTJOB UNDER THE TABLE AT DENNY'S IF YOU VOTE FOR ME!!!!!!!
I'LL PUT ON THE MAID OUTFIT!!! ANYTHING!!!!!