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@Asapteejo
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What's understood ain't gotta be explained! Shitposting is my lore.... president of Humor Co-Founder, Teebot Acadion built it accidentally
Bikini Bottom
Joined August 2014
Who needs emotional intelligence when you have Artificial intelligence 😎
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Weirdos lock in......New year's resolution, we cannot be tired until we can afford Lamborghini tyres 😤
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Dude's definitely Batman 😤
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There is literally no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased, you could give someone oxygen, and they’ll complain it’s not cold enough.... weirdos everywhere
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“Mamba Mentality” was just weaponized audacity with a Hall of Fame resume
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There is literally no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased, you could give someone oxygen, and they’ll complain it’s not cold enough.... weirdos everywhere
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Post a banger’ on X just means post something so relatable even your dog has an opinion.
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I laugh when people try to figure me out; I can’t even figure me out some days I’m a hot mess, and other days I’m just a mess with a fancy coffee
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Saying ‘it is what it is’ is just verbal duct tape for your emotions 😤
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I whisper secrets to my houseplants, but they only grow more leaves to keep the silence. Weirdos can't relate 😤
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I whisper secrets to my houseplants, but they only grow more leaves to keep the silence. Weirdos can't relate 😤
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If you reread a message before sending it and still regret it, that’s talent
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If you type ‘😂😂😂’ with a straight face, you are a professional liar.
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Laughing alone at your own joke is self-care. Society just hasn’t caught up yet.
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