https://t.co/M3Mkd6akv0 👈🏼👈🏼 would be mad appreciative if people could give my new cover I just uploaded a cheeky watch! Big love 🧡🥁🐻

Good isn’t it when you report someone smashing your car window AND house window and yet @MPSBexley say no one can come round for a WEEK! bet your life if I didn’t have my seatbelt on they’d be round in a heartbeat though 🙃 useless.

Creates @eBay_UK account for the first time in maybe over a decade, make one purchase and @eBay_UK block said account with no real explanation. Fantastic. Let’s hope I can get my money back 🙄

New research puts age of universe at 26.7 billion years, nearly twice as old as previously believed

Watching Glasto sets …… @LilNasX set is fucking incredible to be fair! Live arrangements are sick! Props to his MD #glastonbury2023

In the same way that from Bruce almighty people might mentally go…. B.E.A.UTIFUL ….. does anyone else do a P.S.Y.CHOLOGICAL?

I feel like I see an unsettling amount of dying/dead dog related posts recently and it’s not O fucking K 🙃🙃 ….. the latest instalment being 👇🏼👇🏼 and that’s a weak one to be fair

One of my favourite places to spend time 💪🏼 current block/cut feeling great

Micky Flannigan was jokes tonight, first time at a major comedy show. Good food/wine/company & comedy round a bout a perfect night I’d say 👌🏼👌🏼🍷

Why are weighted pull ups such a day ruiner 😅

Chips n dips are such a deadly snack!

Sorry but the met gala red carpet business is largely the dumbest shit I ever seen! 🤷🏻‍♂️

Absolutely flying right now!! Previous PB was 210. Now after nearly making my insides my outsides I hit this bad boy this morning! Happy Saturday 💪🏼💪🏼

Aww no lost my blue tick! 🙄 guess I’m not me anymore maybe? Well…. Guess I’ll tweet again next month… maybe 🤷🏻‍♂️

I am on the cold plunge train and man it’s wild 😅 ❄️⛄️ don’t worry Im not gonna start posting videos of me just laying in a cold tub though 😂

#TheLastOfUsfinale was absolutely insane! Soooo game accurate 👌🏼absolutely loved it!

Who you got? #UFC285

I ain’t gonna lie, I don’t think @chrisbrown was wrong to yeet that chicks phone off stage, he told her to put it down once and she carried on. Typical for this day and age really, It’s rude as fuck 🤷🏻‍♂️ any excuse for a goddamn tiktok 🙄

This Tom sound though!! Exquisite 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🥁 #drums #drumcover

Why the fuck are my video feeds all of a sudden filled with people chopping up wood? And more so how is it that these people seem to get millions of views. Is it really THAT interesting? 🤨🤨