Bye bye lovely Shetland. 💖

Competition winner style day. #LoveShetland 💖

Please enjoy this object of exquisite beauty just found on the ground under a bush. ( probably last year’s).I have hands with thumbs and everything and couldn’t come close to making something as lovely. This was made with a BEAK!!! 👏

RT @LBFlyawayhome: An observation test for your inner 8-year-old. Spot the 12 (or 13) deliberate mistakes. From Treasure magazine, 1963.O….

RT @SWmoff: You know what other Doctors wish? They wish they were THIS guy.

Well #F1TheMovie script was so cheesy it was written in cheese on a cheese keyboard by a writer made of cheese. And it is absolutely BRILLIANT! Make sure to see it on IMAX . Top entertainment. 🏆.

Oh I got a bundle of my cool stuff from the magnificent Em @mrmarkmillar ! What a bargain. 👍💖

Bagged the upstairs front seat on a London bus yesterday and still buzzing with the triumph. #BusWin

Making a guess here, but suspect if I sprayed ‘Mu’ clumsily with pooh coloured paint onto something ‘fame’ owned, ‘fame’ would be a bit cross. Just a hunch.

One of the many gorgeous sweet things I miss and ache for is reading to the children at bedtime. I’m available if anyone is interested in me popping round to go through One With a Bun. Several times. With pauses for questions.

2. Then they go next level. Have to get married now.

1. Two damselflies becoming ‘friends’ just now.

There are few more favourite things in the world than waiting to collect someone from a west highland line train station. 💖

From this point on, after the longest day celebrations you may hear Scots muttering ‘the nights are fair drawing in’. Never underestimate the primordial fear of those who have endured decades of Glaswegian Decembers. Without fairy lights.

Language is the essence of understanding our decisions. ‘Assisted dying’ is the service currently provided by palliative care, mostly provided by underfunded hospices, supported not by state but by charitable donations. Assisted suicide, state sanctioned killing is different.

This is my dream.

Every time I go through this station I ponder what Coatbridge Darkside looks like. @mrmarkmillar ?

Newt by torchlight. Looking to lay eggs I suspect. If anyone is interested.

I always grow a pot of wild strawberries @LBFlyawayhome because it reminds me of the wonderful childhood Ladybird Book world. Was there ever an illustration of them or have I just made this up?

Just curious @jet2tweets what secret drug you give to your staff that makes every single one of them so charming, cheerful, helpful and apparently genuinely delighted to see customers? Also, have you any left over to donate to British Airways?.