Artifaction²
@Artifaction2
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Amateur exerciser. Father of four goal-scorching kids. Still date my wife like it’s 1999. Obsessed with golf & pizza. Allergic to excuses. Sucker for suffering.
Palo Alto, California
Joined December 2021
Good morning! How to acquire the Great Wave: Go to auction. Raise your arm high. Duct-tape a 2x4 to said arm. Keep it there until the auctioneer smashes the gavel through the mahogany.
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GM. Who’s making the Duolingo for understanding your kids? I just was told I am cooked, heard multiple groups of kids say “67” to each other like it was some secret CIA code… What is happening? 😂
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My possessions don’t define me. My purpose does. Thank you all for your messages today. It was great to hear some of your voices and chat for a few hours!
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GM. As of 3X girl dad, I’m excited to announce we have just purchased our 350th iPhone charger add I’m certain this is the one that will not be “borrowed” by the local grifters 😂
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Few want to do the work in the trenches. The daily, singles you gotta hit with consistency. Great job man.
Crazy what you can do in 1.5 years isn’t it. Best shape of my life at 40 years old. It’s never too late to make the changes you want to make, believe me.
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GM. You’re not bullish enough on Homestead’s built almost 100 years before America.
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GM. If your assets (art, collectibles, etc) stay flat in USD while crypto pumps, that’s concealed opportunity cost. Crypto is the benchmark. Nominal safety can mean real underperformance.
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🚨BREAKING: The US tapped Doug Masters on the shoulder… 30 minutes and 2 cassette tapes later Iran’s nuclear sites were gone. Also @GarryB1rd won the meat. Arti out.
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This is why we art.
Before going to bed a few days ago, a fren saw @toadswiback buddeez running and asked “please make me understand it, do you actually love the art?” I went to bed instead of answering because it’s a long one...
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GM. For those of you in the thread earlier this week, I owe one of you a gristle buddie. Take a look at the collection and let me know which one I should send. I’ll choose someone later today or tomorrow… connect with you and send to your wallet.
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GM. For those of you that tweeted on my post a few days ago, go check out my gristle buddies and tell me which one it is. Busy day at the Fortress, I’ll choose one of you tomorrow and send to your wallet. @toadswiback
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GM. Tomorrow is the day I become a meat KOL. I have dreamed of this day since my first IGA grocery store job … I was the kid that stripped the cellophane off of expiring meat and mixed it back in the grinder with newish meat (true story) @toadswiback
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GM Happy Father’s Day to the dads who don’t clock out. This isn’t your day to disappear….it’s your day to double down.
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This issue is pretty rough, however there are less surviving copies than my chickens laid eggs last week, so scarcity is a real thing 😂
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GM. I’m still bullish on the digital frontier… but this week, I added a piece of the past that built the future. Superman #1 Sometimes the most valuable keys aren’t on a ledger
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