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3 years
Saliba is as good as Liverpool fans think Van Dijk is.
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Wenger’s dream was to go the whole season unbeaten. Arteta’s dream is to go a whole season without scoring a single goal from open play.
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1-0, aka the lord’s scoreline, aka the holy tally, aka the angelic numbers, aka Arteta’s psalm
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19 days
Embarrassing on every level
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19 days
Single-digit IQ gameplan today
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25 days
We were so bad today that the best way to describe the game is that Chelsea lost 1-1.
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25 days
Wasn’t the rule this year that only captains could approach the ref? The entire Chelsea team have been swarming him after every decision.
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25 days
Today’s gameplan is to play football at a U12 level for the lols
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25 days
Zubimendi’s passing is atrocious
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29 days
Dowman’s second goal against Bayern U19 today
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29 days
Do your little lob pass on that, Neuer Clown in a moustache
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29 days
Abysmal performance so far. No intensity, just panicky nonsense.
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1 month
Hincapie has spent the last 10 mins warming up by taking the ball down to his feet and passing a long ball up the field. Gonna be a lot of Merino challenges today 👀
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2 months
There is no way we should be selling Havertz, he’s the perfect second choice striker.
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@now_arsenaI Arsenal need to sell Jesus , Kai-Havertz and Martineli in the Summer. Confident we will win the league & possibly Champions-League By All means , This summer , We need to Buy Julian Avarez , Rodrigo from Madrid ,Zai-Emmery from PSG and we go again to defend our Trophy 🏆
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2 months
Unsure how Slavia Prague think they could score an equaliser when playing a 10-0-0-0 formation but worth a try I guess.
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2 months
Scoring from open play is childish anyway, big boys win titles from corners alone.
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2 months
If you think Haaland is already 100% cringe for his on-pitch antics, wait until you discover his YouTube channel where he tries desperately to become a content creator. https://t.co/sN0iltT94w
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2 months
That slice pass from Gyokeres
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2 months
Is Haaland humble yet?
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2 months
Zubimendi has been poor today, should have subbed him at half-time. But Arteta clearly has his favourites no matter how they play on the day.
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2 months
Six players in the box and Calafiori passes it back to Zubi in the backline 🤷‍♀️
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