I am absurdly proud of this thing I just said to a government account.

Based child

Nothing but the truth👇🏼

Men are simple creatures.

The amount of yaaaassslighting in these comments is criminal

I've discovered a new political position that I'm fond of

@9mm_smg It’s everything. It’s just everything. ‘Oh nooo I’m being deported help me!!’ ‘Did you come here illegally?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Oh nooo I’m being arrested help me!!’ ‘Did you commit a crime?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Oh noo nobody wants to date me help me!’ ‘Did you cut your penis off?’ ‘Yes.’

Halo is Christian

@MeinGottNiles The truth is so irrepressible that it comes out most clearly *despite* the artist's intent. It's a form of seethe. Call it Gerwigging Out. "You know the author hated fascists right?" "Delicious."

Halo is Christian

Yeah, and my entire childhood has been used to promote all levels of faggotry for many, many years now. We're taking it back.

Who else is up late?

I want to eat this man's cows.

PLEASE MR PRESIDENT RESPECTFULLY LET US BUY THIS TRUCK

We have 7 days to make this song viral in NYC. Lil-Mao Mamdani 😂😂🤣🤣

Gentlemen, it is my great displeasure to inform you: The Mariah Carrey ads have begun.

Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you: Suits are much more affordable than I was led to believe.

If you attack me for my religion and I call you a faggot, you’re not being “struggled”, you’re not a “victim”, and I’m no less Christian for defending myself. You’re simply being a faggot and all of these accusations only reinforce your faggotry. It’s not that deep.

I'm still struggling to believe this is a real thing https://t.co/NHGsTCcsxu

This is the only political message worth sharing. No one is ever going to give it to us. No "Peaceful Protest" is ever going to make the traitors suddenly turn themselves in to be executed the second normies piece together what they did. Peace itself is the ideology of treason.