Elric of Melniboné
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My goal in life is to create beautiful things and my goal in death is to wrap my hands around Gods skinny neck and make Him answer for all He has wrought
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send this to your gf and say “this is where you live” trust me dude
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im working on ancient shaolin meditations that let me visualize the bush
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hitting “randomize” on a Breton during character creation in Skyrim
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@TheCaptain_Nemo
cool 60 sexual partners or whatever but you’ll never know what it’s like to hold 500 lbs in your hands
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boss makes a grand, I make a buck, that’s why I took the catalytic converter off the company truck
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@DanielNMiller
“For those who never knew her, I’m sorry for your loss” that’s one hell of a line
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@DiehardPizzer
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Please I am begging you I am fucking BEGGING you go outside. Throw a football, touch a barbell, talk to a stranger just do anything other than what you are doing right now
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I don’t even care that they just made Daemon Targaryen straight up Elric of Melnibone it’s actually bad ass
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@redpyrameadhead
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I’d never dream of sexualizing Jason Momoa’s massive and succulent thighs
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anyone who lifts isn’t talking shit about this. 455 is 455.
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@theserfstv
I’m native, doesn’t seem racist to me, seems like an honest observation. It is a statement recognizing the bleak state of the indigenous experience in contemporary America. It also isn’t victim blaming to recognize that our ancestors did accept “compensation” over extinction.
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Could be the fact that Dubai is supported by a literal and not hyperbolic slave trade made up of foreign workers whose passports are stolen the moment they enter the country, and are then forced into labor pools
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Perfect. More time for me to ponder…
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best actor goes to Godzilla for his role ‘Godzilla’
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Some Early stage JINN HUNTER Gameplay, Bilal bullying some minor enemies.
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me when my hot bread winning gf comes home to see what I’ve been up to on the computer
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I’ve seen MILFs you… people wouldn’t believe. I’ve seen cougars drunk off their gourd, dancing salaciously to the Mamma Mia soundtrack
whenever i see one of those inc*l type posts about “the wall”, how women aren’t attractive after 25, im like man.
I feel bad for you.
I’ve seen MILFs like you wouldn’t believe. I’ve seen cougars that would make you pass out from the blood rush.
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tw gore
This is the most metal thing I’ve seen in my whole life
Deer gets into fight and it’s pretty clear who won…
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Then fucking die wtf do you want me to care for
Daily Wire host: “I would rather be dead” than have a trans child
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I hate this twee motherfucker. you think you’re better than hot pockets? fuck you
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I’d argue the exact opposite because of this sentiment
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@SAMOYEDCORE
Do you think he was searching “murder” or “owlbert” when he was looking through old tweets
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@AsianDawn4
Theft (from a store no less) does not justify the death penalty. This man’s life was not in danger, and the robbers were clearly trying to flee which he prevented and then callously murdered one.
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Dubai is not a good place. It’s a dystopic parody of a city.
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I’ll never get over this movie. Beyond all of the “huh wow Conan is bad ass” (he is) it really does stand at the peak of the sword and sorcery genre. This scene and how completely revealing it is for the characters present is a masterclass in storytelling.
Happy 92nd birthday to the great James Earl Jones! He could be celebrated for any number of roles. But to me, none display his talent more that the villainous cult leader Thulsa Doom from “Conan the Barbarian.” He is equal parts threatening, charismatic, familiar, & other worldly
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@ByYourLogic
“Waaah! I can’t go to work, I love tugging on my shit too much!!!” Is going to be a permanent addition to my vocabulary I fear
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@Timcast
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Oh this is an easy one actually;
A person defending themselves from rhetoric rooted in hate is not the same thing as the rhetoric rooted in hate. Your beanie is putting too much pressure on your head Timmy.
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got the covid 19
#pfizer
jab and now I can’t stop doing this. spread the news fellow patriots.
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it’s been more than a decade, accept that Danaerys is in a dysentery fueled purgatory forever, that’s the last we will ever know of her
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me learning about how the Drow are evil and fucked up: 🤬evil ground dwelling sadists! destroy them all
me learning about how the Drow dress like sluts: maybe I was too hasty in my judgement
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Your Honor, can’t dudes have hobbies?
A New Jersey man is facing a terrorism charge after he intentionally crashed his vehicle into a police station while blasting "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N' Roses
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this is what it was like when my sister in law dusted my Sauron themed deck with her squirrel deck in Magic the other day
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@redpyrameadhead
me and my fellow einherji would kill this guy with hammers I can tell u that much
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young woman at work told me yesterday that she only reads YA fiction, and that there’s no need to read nonfiction. She later went on to say that she didn’t know who Andrew Jackson was, and that Wounded Knee and the Trail of Tears sounded made up.
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@adpo97
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His character in 2049 had tremendous depth and Bautista performed beautifully. He is absolutely the actor he wants to be.
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There’s nothing pointless about my Custodes actually they protect the Emperor of Mankind
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the elves from Hellboy 2 really were the best that elves have ever looked
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1. they’re bigger than me, which is not naturally possible as I am the largest
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When the knight on horseback starts monologueing about dying for a glorious cause and you give him that vacant fyrdsman stare
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enrolled in a high stakes Magic: The Gathering tournament. winner gets a $250 Amazon gift card but every loser has to get circumcised
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I couldn’t think of a lore reason to circumcise my half elf in baldurs gate, so my buddy’s got a turtleneck on
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White boy utterly Destroyed by minor misunderstandings and inconveniences
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me when I’m about to get manglefucked by the deadliest twink in human history
Protect. Provide. Procreate.
This is what peak masculinity looks like.
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cyber sex is when she wears a strap and jPEG’s you I think
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@SAMOYEDWAVE
“Makes a lot more sense than the current theory” is such an amazing response. what does he mean by any of that???
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@thom_weights
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