SAD: Major news outlets only covers drama of small sport, doesn’t see good in said small sport

Breaking: @CoachKGuy is taking his Arizona Rattlers to the AIF so he can "bully everyone else around" in the league. The #IFL might be cooked, losing one of its biggest brands and teams to tier 5 arenaball.

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BREAKING: Reports to @ArenaballCentel claim that the Arizona Rattlers and Tucson Sugar Skulls will be joining the American National Arena League as their first two members. The reason? Still mad butthurt idfk

RT @ArenaballCentel: BREAKING: Kevin Guy is mad butthurt

BREAKING: Kevin Guy is mad butthurt

This comes after our previous report that the Albany Firebirds will participate in the 2025 IFL Playoffs.

BREAKING: Quarterback Sam Castronova has re-signed with the Albany Firebirds after his loss against Green Bay as a member of the Tulsa Oilers. He will be playing against either Quad City or Green Bay in the Eastern Conference finals next week.

Have YOU heard rumors about an arena football team or league doing literally anything but stay put and sign players?. Well here is our graphic guide as to which league the entire sport is moving to!. For some reason it will be called the American National Arena League per sources

The #AAL is coming back, featuring all your favorite soccerplex teams and providing literally nothing to the football world!. When asked why they decided to return, AAL sources said "I mean, we got nothing better to do".

BREAKING: The @sdstrikeforce official accounts have gone OFF THE RAILS recently. Reporting and reacting to political content, and potentially getting involved in non football content, the intern with the account has FORGOTTEN how to log out of their account.

#IFL network announces $10 price tag for their playoff pass. No new features, still not ad free, and NO CHAMPIONSHIP game. IFL says "this is a great way for us to pay for the extra expenses of playoff football" despite forgetting the biggest playoff game on the network.

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REPORT: The Michigan Panthers will be moving to the AF1, and will be the AF1 expansion team in Michigan, according to sources. The Panthers will become one of the 20 new expansion teams. Details still blurry at this time. Please follow Arena Football Centel for more info.

The Albany Firebirds will be in the 2025 IFL Playoffs, according to sources. "We will be winning the IFL Championship too this year," said Damon Ware. He continued: "It's going to be tough without Castronova and Sean Brown but at the end of the day McCoy will ball out for us."

BREAKING: Beaumont Renegades owner adds another response to the #IFL, claiming the IFL is "scared". Bold coming from an owner who's team hardly attracts fans and will likely be seeing the USAL or GIFL next year.

REPORT: An anonymous IFL insider attempted to cheat in Fan Fantasy by signing players early before they were announced on the transaction wire. He was then kicked out of the league. He is reportedly very mad.

Centel provides no comment on the matter.

PAYWALL: The livestream for the Jersey Bearcats and Michigan Avengerz will be put under a paywall, according to the Bearcats. The game will cost $4 dollars to view, which is a better deal than the IFL Network even with their moving to free services.

BREAKING: Ricky Bertz does still not know we are in fact, a parody account.