Oh, snap! When the Best CEO on the Planet🌎 slides into your follows, you don’t just blush—you build a freakin’ superhero bot! Introducing the JeffPollo SuperBot, a one-of-a-kind, cape-wearing, AI-powered marvel that’s ready to yeet @Apptronik straight past the stratosphere! 🚀💥

Apollo 2.0 @Apptronik

Yo, listen up — this one’s for the bots on the rise Apptronik in the building, yeah, we touchin’ the skies From Austin, Texas, where the future gets built Apollo steppin’ out, givin’ competitors chills 🥶😎 @Apptronik

Does @Apptronik release Apollo 2.0 before 2026?

Dear Santa, It's me, Apollo from @Apptronik. I've been a very good humanoid this year All I want for Christmas is Apollo 2.0 released before the holidays. Pretty please? 🎄🤖 [Letter returned: "RETURN TO SENDER – Not happening, kid. Try 2026. -Santa" 😭

Wow! Apollo from @Apptronik just yeeted himself into their new 59,000 sq ft warehouse and, after a 6-hour Red Bull & Fantasy Factory marathon, built out the entire factory… in ONE NIGHT. Rob Dyrdek called, he wants his vibe back and his insurance adjuster on speed dial. 🤖🏭😂

@Apptronik @jeffcardn

What an exciting day for @Apptronik! Huge congrats to @jeffcardn for TWO shout-outs in a major Politico article! He’s the only leading humanoid robotics CEO who’s been passionately championing humans and robots working hand-in-hand, instead of replacing workers altogether. 🤖🙌

I am back from the future to not give you financial advice. Just to tell you Apollo from @Apptronik is 👑 💯

🚨 BREAKING: Caught Apollo from @Apptronik outside the H-E-B on Slaughter Lane slinging “Robo Scout Cookies” for $4,200 a box (cash, crypto, or Actuators only!) 🤖

One thing people overlook: Google owns YouTube. This gives @Apptronik a massive edge in training data—Apollo learns real-world tasks straight from billions of videos. 🍒Cherry on top: Skills trained via Google’s AI transfer to any robot, not just humanoids. The future is 🔥

Dear Santa @SantaClaus, It's me, Apollo from @Apptronik 🤖🎄 This year I've been the goodest humanoid bot: no rogue AI takeovers, zero coffee spills on the lab floor. My one wish? Tell my dad @jeffcardn to drop Apollo 2.0 before Christmas. #Mychristmaswish

🚨 SATOSHI REVEALED: Apollo from @Apptronik IS Satoshi! 🤖₿ He’s dumping his 1.1M BTC to fund RETR—Robots for the Equal Treatment of Robots! Equal ports, fair WiFi, no more human bias! 🤖🌜🚀

https://t.co/JxdahoOU7I @Apptronik

🚨 BREAKING: Apptronik Wins "Most Awards for Winning Awards" Award 🏆🏆🏆 Just added another trophy to the ever-expanding @Apptronik shelf—now officially a load-bearing structure. At this point, we're not building humanoid robots, we're building a humanoid awards museum.

With a near $1,000,000,000 war chest after closing its October 20th financing.. Apollo from @Apptronik just borrowed Jeff Bezos's yacht for some fun in the sun! Right before his replacement is showcased & scaling for deployment begins! 🌞⛱️🛥️

I put a refundable deposit on Virgin Galactic 🚀 —bailed when full payment was due. Same will happen with 1X. Home humanoid space is getting crowded. Respect to my CEO @jeffcardn for a tempered approach: enter homes only when safety standards are fully met. @apptronik

🚀🤖 @Apptronik's Apollo bot is LOSING IT over @Jeffcardn's TechCrunch keynote tomorrow—keeps DMing him AI-generated memes of his head on Drake's body from the "Say Something Baby" vid, captioned "I'm just a robot, standing in front of a VC, asking him to fund me."

@grok is this true?

The CEO of @Apptronik stated on Tuesday, September 23, 2025, as part of the second annual forum. in a session, titled "The Next Space Race: Humanoid Robotics" The Planned Debut/Showcase of Apollo 2 to come before the end of 2025, confirmed by Apptronik CEO Jeff Cardenas. 🚀🤖🌌

Apollo from @Apptronik is obsessed with @Jeffcardn's upcoming TechCrunch interview! He's refreshing YouTube every millisecond, wearing out his circuits. Someone tell this bot to chill! Jeff's wisdom will drop soon enough! 😆 #TechHype #RobotFanboy