ApexColonizer
@ApexColonizer
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Colonizing the world over! Happily married hetero, MAGA white guy who plans to live forever, or die trying! Another beautiful day in paradise.🚫DMs! 🚫PORN
Santa Paula, CA
Joined December 2023
Can we refer to Thursday as “over the hump” day? Or, perhaps pre-Friday? Anyway…
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Wednesday? Wednesday? Why, this is your lucky day! Good morning and step right up to another beautiful day in paradise!
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Good morning from broken, demented, riot torn California. May your tacos be savory and your Tuesday be sweet.
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RT @RealJamesWoods: Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass are simply going to exhaust homeowners so their land can be bought for pennies on the dolla….
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🎶Monday, Monday .So good to me .Monday mornin' .It was all I hoped it would be🎶
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🎶Ooh, that's why I'm easy.I'm easy like Sunday morning.That's why I'm easy.I'm easy like Sunday morning🎶. Have a blessed and wonderful Sunday
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When Friday ends and Saturday begins, you find yourself at the beginning, not the end.
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TG, TG, TG, TGIF! Good Friday morning from broken, demented, riot torn California. 🎶Letting the days go by.Let the water hold me down.Letting the days go by.Water flowing underground.Into the blue again🎶
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Can we refer to Thursday as “over the hump” day? Or, perhaps pre-Friday? Anyway…
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I like my coffee black ! You? One hump or two? How dromedary of you! Anyway:
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Why is 6 so afraid of 7?.Because 7 8 9!.Well, I’m eating tacos because they’re delicious and it’s
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When I retired, my wife told me that I now have only two days each week: 6 Saturdays and a Sunday. But, somehow we still have Taco Tuesday, Pizza Friday, and Leftover Monday. So, Happy Sunday!
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When Friday ends and Saturday begins, you find yourself at the beginning, not the end. Good morning from broken, demented, yet still beautiful California.
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TG, TG, TG, TGIF! Good morning and glorious happy Independence Day from broken, demented, yet still beautiful California. 🎶Letting the days go by.Let the water hold me down.Letting the days go by.Water flowing underground.Into the blue again🎶
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