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Misanthropic Non Practicing Alcoholic Group Home Manager with a taste for Fine whiskey Cheap beer and Punk Rock. Hershal Baumgartner is my spirit guide.
Tucson, AZ
Joined July 2009
Thanks to @HardChoicesPod and the wordsmithery of @Meganbobness I now know I am both a huge wife guy, and a forever wowboobs.
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Tortellini: When you want to eat ass but all you have is pasta.
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Chicken Funeral was not what I thought I would be doing today, but here I am.
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Went to go clean out the Jeep after the accident, man how did I survive with just a busted knee.
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You went into eternity July 6th, we laid you to rest July 13th. I headed home to my family but a part of me will always be with you in your earthy bed. I love you daddy.
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RT @Kenzie_D0ll: Help get me to 10k like and rt. ♡♡♡.If I get to 10k, I'll do a 10k photo shoot next weekend 💋
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42. QT with a pic and your age
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Having driven through it twice, I am here for all the Ohio Slander.
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨Joe is joined by @inthesedeserts to talk about the time the CIA attempted to invade Cuba with a few thousand exile rejects before getting bored and leaving them to die on the beach.
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There isn't much that the English have made that impresses me much, But Hot Damn they make a fine toasting bread. The Crumb and Density make a damn good Grilled cheese. Baste it with butter and it crisps beautifully.
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Or it could be that one who has the skills of a cowboy is evacuating their bowels.
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