Despite the horrors, 2025 ended well and 2026 is looking marvelous. May we all find more understanding and kindness with each other. ❤️ I’ve been blessed in so many ways in these past few years.

Few things prepare you for the crushing loneliness of getting older when everyone around you is having children and you’re still swiping on apps trying to find a genuine connection.

@TheHyyyype -Mr Potato Head doesn't have a penis -Michelangelo. David has a penis

Hey @teamyoutube all of our channels (including a cooking channel) have been deleted. We had no strikes and got an email claiming "inciting violence". There is NO instance of us inciting violence. Is this automated nonsense or mass reporting tactic? What is going on? Please RT

Hi anyone who clicked my profile.

@paxton @BrianWGR Will never forget both coaches for doing the right thing. Big middle finger to the league who, under no circumstances, would do the right thing on their own.

Well played #BuffaloBills well played…

Aaron Rodgers is having a rough go of it right now. #yikes, #mnf

I dunno @bumble to feel like I have control over the direction of my life rather than rumbling helplessly in the vacuum of space? #DatingAdvice #Bumble 🫠

@drmistercody "I'm a job creator," said the professional "person fire-er" to a cheering crowd

To live in The United States is to live in an asylum. #america, #latestagecapitalism

#dumbesttimeline

She’s right you know…

Im pretty sure at this point I’m putting my therapists children through college.

When I was a kid I thought it would be so awesome to have some sort of immortality. Kids are really fucking dumb.

Anyone else listen to podcasts just to have conversations in the background to fight back against isolation?

So many things on my weekend to do list, so few fucks left to give.

Unpopular Opinion(?): Email is not for urgent requests or issues. It’s to confirm ideas, share files (links) and to replace a fax. As much as I hate the phone, I’d rather a quick conversation than passive aggressive follow up emails 🙄

For me, it's also the 'too schlubby to be seen as an object of sexual desire'.

It's that time of year again where I can justify using eggnog as coffee creamer. #eggnog, #fall,