AntoMadd
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Mad Dog and Englishman
Out in the noon day sun
Joined December 2010
Who is the support band for Coldplay’s Christmas kisscam concert? Busted #GoldCrackers
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What do Coldplay make when someone gets caught cheating at their concert? A Christmas single #GoldCrackers
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Why is it difficult to buy Christmas presents for Reform UK? They want to return anything foreign #GoldCrackers
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What’s President Trump’s favourite festive greeting? Have a tariff-ic Christmas #GoldCrackers
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Why didn’t Keir Starmer drive home for Christmas? He kept making u-turns #GoldCrackers
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Why can’t Keir Starmer find crockery for Christmas dinner? He keeps reshuffling the cabinet #GoldCrackers
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How is Peter Mandelson preparing for his new job as Santa? He’s already got the sack #GoldCrackers
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What does a presidential state visit have in common with Christmas dinner? Unwelcome trumps #GoldCrackers
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What is Prince Andrew’s favourite Christmas carol? Nonce in Royal David’s City #GoldCrackers
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Next Friday we’re at @MCMComicCon at with fab @jarredchristmas @katemccabe @miramanga hosted by @gary_colman with production by @AntoMadd Rosie Maddison. Audience members can win awesome @stories_rpg Fundraising for our fave charity @GameTherapyUK
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Why do the police not send Christmas cards to Manchester airport? They’re not allowed stamps #GoldCrackers
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Why won’t conservative MPs play Christmas games? They hate being in opposition #GoldCrackers
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What’s it called when Luke Littler throws two fairies on his Christmas tree? Double top #GoldCrackers
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Why does Donald Trump pour drinks at Christmas parties? He’s practicing being behind bars #GoldCrackers
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How is a defecting conservative MP like Jesus’ mother? They’re both in labour by Christmas #GoldCrackers
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Which Oasis member gets up earliest on Christmas Day? The first, Noel #GoldCrackers
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Where do Oasis buy cheap Christmas presents? Lidl by Lidl #GoldCrackers
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Why are some athletes slimmer this Christmas? They were in the Ozempic games #GoldCrackers
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What’s the name of Olympic breakdancer Raygun’s favourite Christmas drink? Body pop #GoldCrackers
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What’s the vital ingredient of Olympic breakdancer Raygun’s Christmas beer? Hip-hops #GoldCrackers
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