Actually think Eltons Piano sounds shite on ‘Talk to you’

Cracking game of arrows that 👏👏

3 months on Strike and he managed to retire himself

Very mixed GW 1, 2 captain blanks(Bonamti & Beever-Jones), 6 goals, 6 assists, 5 POTM awards, 2 Keepers who didn’t play, 3 defenders benched & no clean sheets , 84 points all out 🤣 #UWCL

Liverpool really underestimated losing Luis Diaz

Didnt see many wildcards with Thiago in #FPL

Messi was robbed out of the Ballon Dor again

They are not ready….

Hope i can get into double figures tomorrow #FPL #Pain

Toon Toon

Half time interviews can go in the bin with Liverpools added on time winners

Does anyone work at the NUFC box office? The bloke asked me to ring back at 4pm and i’ve been number 1 in the queue for 36 minutes 🤣

Is the window still open to flog Botman?

Bizot might be the worst keeper I’ve seen the Prem since Danny Ward

Isaks fucking shite anyways living off one highlight reel against Everton, give me the Wolf 🐺 over the Rat 🐀 #NUFC

United strand is going to look like Marge Simpson at the end of the season

If I was Isak watching this I'd feel so embarrassed and guilty watching my teammates go through this. Absolute warriors out there for Newcastle and he's completely hung them out to dry #nufc

Take me back to the days we had 4 Strikers fighting for 2 spots Shearer, Kluivert, Bellamy & Sholaaaaa #Nufc

Didn’t realise Michael Owen got in the PFA team of the year

Man has spoke #nufc