Even the car park doesn't like Monday.

I hope I get me in the office secret santa! 🤣

Woohooo it's @JacobsSnacks Twiglets season! Bought 2 tubs, hidden 1 so I don't eat them all. Given as I generally forget where I've left my phone (in the bathroom, it's always in the bathroom) I'll probably remember the other tub in April, which'll be a nice treat for Easter! 😂

Needed a pet playpen, bought a book. Mother thing by Ainslie Hogarth has been on my wish list for some time so I'm not waiting any longer and starting it tonight. #BookTwitter

50p charity shop find, The Lurkers by Charles Butler. No idea what it's about but the cover font reminded me of free motion machine embroidery. I knoooow the book isn't about that! I'm guessing it's a young adult book. Starting it tonight #BookTwitter

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Bought a kids book for 50p from a charityshop, Dark Lord a fiend in need by Jamie Thomson/Dirk Lloyd. This is the second in the series and I've already read and enjoyed the first in the series. #BookTwitter

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Wave goodbye to days without fun! 💪 Our brand-new release, ‘Beano: 365 Days of Fun’ is out now and we’re giving away a copy to three lucky followers! 👀 To enter: ➡️= Follow us. ♻️&❤️= RT and like this tweet. ✍️= Reply with an emoji. Comp closes at 10am on 8th Oct 2024.

The Ship by Antonia Honeywell, The end of men by Christina Sweeney-Baird, a story within A sliver of darkness by CJ Tudor and now The Sickness by Britney King. Still wanna go on a cruise one day though! 😂 #BookTwitter

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I'm on leave, it's raining, again. It's just me and the cats so I'm eating like a toddler at a tea party (yup, off a Santa Paws plate).

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I've only read about 3 Lovecraft stories, so this with all of them was a no brainer. Should keep me quiet for a while! H P Lovecraft the complete fiction. #booktwitter