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Daughter of the Father | MA Theology | Theology Teacher | Former atheist | Secretly Franciscan | Truth Lover | Iconographer | a Roma mi sento a casa.
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#AnnaAndTheCelibates
*spiritual direction*
Me: God is the greatest sitcom writer and he proves it with my life.
Fr: 😂 yes, but your life is not a joke it’s a divine comedy.
Me: 😂 that was gold!
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#aprayerRequest
My Dad is going in for a triple bypass tomorrow at 7am EST if you could please pray I’d really appreciate it.
His name is Frank.
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🚨This just in🚨
Cause for canonization has been opened for the Martyrs of Compiègne!
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🚨Y’ALL🚨
One of the men at our homeless shelter has had a problem with his liver for 10 years.
At the Easter Vigil he prayed before receiving the Eucharist:
“Lord, if you will it, heal my liver.”
Today he went to his doctor and she said his liver has completely healed!
PTL!
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I am officially unemployed.
Please pray for me - I’d still really love to teach high school theology, but whatever the Lord wills is cool with me.
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The Incorruptible Tongue of St. Anthony:
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Only you can prevent florist friars.
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Do you know what’s scarier than a Resurrexifix?
A Resurrexifix covered for Passiontide.
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Saw this dude today.
I was moved more than I thought I would be.
Looking at his birth year I realized we’re almost the same age. We could’ve hung out and been friends.
But it really hit me that it meant I could actually be a saint too and in a real, tangible way.
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@GlNATONIC
It’s because the wrapping paper is cheaper and thinner. If you buy quality and thicker wrapping paper the scissors will glide effortlessly. But who’s got quality wrapping paper money these days???
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Still one of my favorite nerdy catholic memes.
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#PrayerRequest
Can y’all pray for a woman who passed out after Mass today because she learned that her father had just died of c*v*d19.
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Welp. My friend just got named a bishop. Pray for him!
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This is why women live longer than men.
A really dramatic example of the Leidenfrost effect: The moisture on his skin boils instantly, forming a layer of steam that insulates for a very short time, a temporary barrier between this person and the molten metal…
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Little kid behind me at Mass today, in a moment of silence, yells out: “ARE YOU SPEAKING TO US, GOD‽”
We must become like little children because we easily forget that God’s first language is silence.
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Press H to wish Poppi a happy 97th birthday!
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HEY CATHOLIC TWITTER:
THANK YOU for all of your prayers to find me a job.
I just accepted a position as a campus minister at a Catholic high school!
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My friend Chris died today.
Please pray for the repose of her soul and for her husband and all who love her.
She brought light, joy, laughter, and warmth to every room she graced with her presence.
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Happy 99th Birthday to the GOAT!
The man fought in WWII, married a wonderful wife, and raised three daughters. The best.
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Guy on Hinge just asked me what “branch” of Catholicism I am.
Was really tempted to reply that I am the branch Jesus is the vine.
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THE PRIEST INVOKED ST. JOHN LATERAN DURING THE EUCHARISTIC PRAYER THIS MORNING AND I STRUGGLED TO HOLD BACK MY LAUGHTER!
NAC educated too smh 😂
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@thesandrashamas
@MarqRobinson
That’s code for “I like women who take my shit, laugh at my crappy jokes, aren’t clingy and annoying.”
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I just realized something.
St. Joseph probably delivered baby Jesus... so he was the first person to gaze upon the face of God incarnate.
🤯
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My former boss just let me know of a job opening and that he already spoke highly of me to the other principal. 🥺😭
Please pray for me.
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#prayerRequest
Two Norbertines were involved in a terrible auto accident upon leaving the abbey property on early Friday evening, May 21st. Fr. Graham Golden, 35, was killed at the scene. Brother Lorenzo (Edgar) Romero, 24, was injured, but will recover.
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As someone with a lot of priest friends let me just say:
PRAY
FOR 🙏🏽 YOUR
PRIESTS!
(Yes, also the ones who annoy you).
This is a priest appreciation post.
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It’s summer vacation, but I’ll still answer messages from students. Especially ones like this:
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Could use some prayers. Pretty sure I’ll be unemployed soon. The high school I teach at is closing it’s doors and only keeping upperclassmen for next year.
Me: *comfortable*
Jesus: ...hmmm let’s change that.
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Just drove past the Orthodox seminary. Some seminarians were sitting outside and I had to seriously refrain from yelling “FILIOQUE” out of my window.
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Aliens: We’re sorry but your planet has to be destroyed
Me: why???
Aliens: we’ve seen the Vatican Synod posters.
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DEAR SEMINARIANS,
REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR ADVENT BREVIARY HOME WITH YOU!
Love,
Me
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I was just informed that a priest I know is seeking laicization due to credible allegations of sexual misconduct with young adult women. Please pray for the victims, all involved, and that truth and justice prevail.
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#AnnaAndTheCelibates
It’s ordination day for two of favorite brothers.
Send up a prayer for them!
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Sometimes I really wish God didn’t respect my freedom to be an idiot.
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My Dad: *has c*v*d, not doing great*
Also my Dad: Make sure you get the car inspected by the end of the month!
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Saw this and thought “lol old people”
Looked at the year, dropped an F bomb, and realized it me.
I am old people.😔
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Y’all wanna know the DUMB thing I almost did tonight?
Let me tell you.
I ALMOST left the church with the ONLY tabernacle key.
Thankfully I asked: “Did we put all the keys bac…*GIANT GASP* THE TABERNACLE KEY IS IN MY POCKET!”
Good job, Guardian Angel.
#AnnaAndTheCelibates
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Why do men think going to see a movie is a good first date idea?
Yes, let’s exchange pleasantries and then sit next to each other in silence for 90+ minutes. 🙄🙃🙄
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Urgent
#PrayerRequest
My 96 year old WWII veteran grandpa is being taken to the ER for an allergic reaction to some antibiotics.
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PRO LIFE COMMERCIAL
PRO LIFE COMMERCIAL
PRO LIFE COMMERCIAL
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This is a reminder to
PRAY 👏🏽 FOR 👏🏽 PRIESTS! 👏🏽
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“The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.” - Bl. John Duns Scotus, probably.
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It should have a duck head as the handle
Never thought I'd want to buy a cake stand
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One of our salutatorians thanked our custodians by name in her speech. 🥺 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽
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You guys need to see the MOST Staten Island Italian thing I’ve ever seen.
MOOTZADEL RABBITS
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Men, what if....now hear me out,
you stopped behaving like
c o w a r d s
and asked that woman out...?
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Hi, yes, we are balloon church again.
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Welcome to the Body of Christ, Anthony! So grateful to be your Godmother/Madrina!
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Happy Feast Day to diocesan priests only!
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So if AMEN means “Let it be said” does AWOMAN mean “That’s what she said.”?
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@ElsieBeckmann
@jtrebach
“Oh no” “sorry” before nearly crashing into someone is the most Midwest thing I’ve ever read.
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Y’ALL I JUST SAW A MAN IN ROME WEARING A CHILDREN OF THE WORLD VEST!
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I am fatigued but have far too many things to do. Pray for me please.
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#AnnaAndTheCelibates
Priest I don’t know: *sits down to hear confessions*
Me: *grabs sister* you know that guy?
Sr: No.
Me: *looks for adult; remembers I am adult*
Hi, Father, quick question.
Fr: Who am I?
Me: Yes, and do you have a letter of good standing?
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I gave a talk at a parish tonight and after a woman came up to tell me that I was her daughter’s camp counselor years ago and that her daughter saw my name in the bulletin and told her mom she had to go.
This kid is a senior in college and still remembered me. 🥺😭🥰
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I want to get a dog and name it Zim Leben. Just so I can say Sit Zim Leben.
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Our campus minister has an obsession with
@BaritusCatholic
and I’m all for it. This is his 3rd (?) order. Pretty sure he’s single handedly paying his mortgage 😂
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Clarification for my misworded post: they are already blesseds (since 1906), but it looks like they’ll be canonized saints soon.
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#AnnaAndTheCelibates
Me: You know I’m going to post this and make fun of it on the internet right?
Fr: It is right and just. Just don’t name the parish plz.
Me: I won’t. That would doxx me.
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#NoSinGang
Went to normally scheduled parish confessions for the first time in years.
(I rarely have pleasant experiences at parish confessions)
God is so merciful:
30 second confession, gave no advice, normal penance, correct form of absolution.🥹🥰
Maybe Jesus does love me.
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@NottaGlitch
@my_hive_away
@Richardcranius
@life_expanding
Someone like this when she updates please
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“My daughter, give me your misery.”
- Jesus to St. Faustina
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Hello, yes, we are now balloon church.
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Please pray for the repose of the soul of one of my favorite professors and priests, Fr. Kevin O’Reilly who died unexpectedly today.
He was a humble man who exuded the virtue of charity, had HORRIBLE jokes, and had the BEST analogy for the Trinity: the Divine Pizza. Et et.
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If y’all could please pray for my Homeslice, Fr. Louis, I’d really appreciate it.
Covid symptoms for months, double pneumonia, emergency back surgery, and cancer on his kidney.
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The greatest birthday gift I received today was a student, who 2 weeks ago told me he was atheist, asked to pray with my relic of St. Jude and go to the chapel to be alone and pray for the last 5 mins of class.
He came back after school to tell me he’s no longer an atheist. PTL!
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#AnnaAndTheCelibates
Fr: I read my homily from my phone.
Me: I know. I saw.
Fr: So the first thing I saw before preaching was your text saying “YEEE”.
Me: You’re welcome.
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There’s a laicized priest in my boomerbook mentions who is denying the fact that he was laicized. 🙄
He’s also spreading lies and helping someone else deceive others.
Please pray for him and this unfortunate situation.
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I woke up and chose to annoy you all.
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I need you all to know that there was a priest tonight whose name is Fr. Chuck Wood.
Chuck Wood
I don’t think I’ll ever recover.
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Y’all my confessor gave me a second class relic of St. John Paul II 🥹😭🥰
And of course
#breviaryviews
had to be at his tomb
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