The ‘Sad Bops’ playlist on Spotify has become my go to work playlist and if that doesn’t tell you how this week is going I’m not sure what will

California is just a state where you drive from place to place paying for parking until you no longer have enough money to live there

Proof

Dating me is really just a lot of waiting in unreasonably long lines for ice cream

Monday is treating me well

My peak athletic performance is dancing at a concert after running a half marathon I wasn’t prepared for because I ate and drank too much. This also tells you all you need to know about me as a person.

My favorite part of coming home from a trip is unpacking and putting away all the athletic wear I brought “just in case” knowing full well I wasn’t going to exercise

When busy season is no longer going well and you’re feeling festive

I was walking out of work and told the security guard to have a good night and immediately followed that with never mind it’s definitely morning now. I can confidently say we both wish that exchange never happened

In an amazing instance of role reversal, today at brunch Vince couldn’t decide what he wanted to eat and asked me if I cared more about my fantasy team than him.

Tried to use my work badge to scan myself into my apartment which just confirms my brain now thinks work = home

Sister: I have a birthday party tonight Me: maybe we can get you some treats for it Her (excitedly): YASSSS Her (nervously): you did mean alcohol right? #college

Me: complains I’m still fat from last busy season Also me: Actively participates in creating the snack list for this current busy season Why am I like this 🤦🏼‍♀️

Touring apartments with Vince today and the leasing agent said “the 4th floor apartments have 14 ft ceilings vs these 10 ft ceilings” - neither of us crack 5’5” we don’t need 4 extra ft of air what we need is more closet space

Got a happy Mother’s Day text from my sister and that pretty much sums up our relationship

Left the gym and told the front desk staff to have a good weekend so that’s how my Monday went

*power goes out and there is a fire alarm at work* Me: should I grab my computer? Everyone else: NO - if it burns it burns

Shout out to @MARCEBASSY for putting on an awesome show and bringing great talent with him @RexxLifeRaj and @mynamesgianni. There are few shows I’ve been to where I’ve liked the openers as much as the headliner.

Netflix just suggested I create a separate kids profile to “keep the kids stuff out of my Netflix”. Sorry Netflix, but it was actually just me who watched Moana that many times. 😬