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The face of a woman who’s just thrown her colleague under a bus … 🚌 🔥
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Shutting pubs over the coronavirus outbreak is "over the top" and they should stay open "for the duration" says man who earns his millions from pubs all across Britain… 🙄
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Zayn & Louis announce strictly Limited Edition bottle new One Direction fragrance:
http://t.co/g3QyjiN9uO
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I see
#PrinceAndrew
is demanding to be allowed to dress as an Admiral at Prince Philip’s funeral. If I were you son I’d be asking to dress in an invisibility cloak and winding my fucking neck in!
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I really hope Boris is out of hospital by the morning, and knowing how deadly this virus can be, if any part of you is in any way pleased or thinks it’s funny that he’s been admitted (as no doubt some sections of the Internet will be), try, just for once, not being a cunt.
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You can dislike Boris Johnson all you want, disagree with his politics, or hate how the decisions his Government make affect you, but to wish him harm, or worse, particularly with a baby on a way is just plain wrong. He’s a human being, just like you are. And he’s in trouble.
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Dear England Fans,
Just because
#WereComingHome
, please note there is no need to destroy an ambulance, a bus shelter, a pub, Red Square or each other. Just have another beer, and go home safe.
Thanks,
Everyone
#ENGCRO
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#TopGear
New Series Summary
2 blokes you’ve probably never heard of, and 1 portly has-been, drive three cars that are irrelevant to 99% of its viewers, abroad, in an attempt to emulate the three blokes doing it infinitely better on Amazon currently.
Oh dear.
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Actually pal, it’s the millions of hardworking ‘Londoners’ you’ve crippled with the ULEZ expansion that funded the
#LondonFireworks
last night …
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Dear
@sainsburys
Please note, this is what Mince is supposed to look like, not vacuum packed congealed dog food.
Yours,
Consumers
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Been a long old day, a long week in fact so I’m turning in. Sleep well everyone, apart from these two. Who I hope sleep with one eye open for the rest of their sorry lives. The evil cunts.
#RIPArthur
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A 19 year old woman who fled the UK to join ISIS, has got herself pregnant and would like to return to the UK to have the child.
Fuck. Off.
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To every wanker that went out at the weekend,
Fuck you very much.
Yours,
The rest of us.
#lockdown
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In last nights Harry’s interview he says the Palace have begun their attempt to discredited him. The palace say nothing, yet as I type this Camilla’s best mate is on
#GMB
calling Harry out for hypocrisy while denying she’s part of the plan to do it. Hmmm … 🤔
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This makes me angry. Every, single, time I see it. This is the reality for millions of British pensioners and families right now, and the blame lays solely
@RishiSunak
’s feet. It’s disgusting.
Credit:
@age_uk
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To any millennial stood in London protestin’ and thinks Churchill was racist, remember, if it wasn’t for him and your grandparents, anyone non-white, without blonde hair and blue eye would be dead by now, and you’d be protesting in German. You fucking imbeciles.
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You watch Steph and Dom on various TV shows and think they have the perfect life, yet all the while they’ve been caring beautifully for their very ill son quietly in the background. I like them even more now than I did already
#StephandDomCannabis
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Even if SuRie comes last, as we expect. She came through that like a fucking trooper. That’s Great Britain, right there ...
#Eurovision
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So let me get this straight, a struggling gym owner in Liverpool gets a visit from armed Police, and a £1000 fine for breaching Tier 3, but an MP who travelled the length of the country, on a train, with COVID gets away scot-free?
Seriously, fuck off.
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Apparently we need to stop calling girls ‘girls’ and boys ‘boys’. I’ll tell you what we need, we need to get a fucking grip that’s what!
#thismorning
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Dear The Internet,
No one gives a fuck what Dr. Chris Witty looks like. He’s busy saving people from dying, and that’s all that matters.
Grow the fuck up.
Thanks,
People who aren’t cunts.
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It’s reassuring to know there’s one comedian left on the planet with the balls to offend and do comedy like it used to be done.
Hang up your woke hat for an hour and watch
@rickygervais
#SuperNature
before they cancel it 🤣👌🏻
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This headline should be:
'Man who has quite literally fed the third world vilified for misgendering an attention-seeking cunt'
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A typical household's annual energy bill will fall by £122 in July. Well, because Summer, and conveniently timed just before we go to the
#GeneralElection
Polls.
How fucking dumb do
@Conservatives
think we are?
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I’m a bit disappointed in
@Channel4
for showing this rubbish to be honest. Absolutely zero balance, milked over two nights. Just two $1.5bn litigants’ word against a dead man. *Slow clap*
#LeavingNeverLand
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I’d like to think those 8 pallbearers are in line for some kind of medal. They’ve done an incredible job under the world’s glare. Well done lads, Britain is proud of you all.
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The upcoming
#GeneralElection
is like trying to decide if you’d like Chlamydia or Gonorrhoea for the next 4 years.
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The
#FwendsReunited
look like they’d rather be anywhere else than in a studio with Jimmy Carr at a 10 year anniversary of The Inbetweeners. No irony there at all. Oh no ...
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If you are one of the shitcunts who’s carried on as normal for the last 9 months giving no fucks whatsoever, on behalf of everyone with children, parents and family in tears tonight who have stuck to the rules like we’ve been asked, fuck you, you horrible selfish fucking cunts.
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If I wear a red poppy today, it doesn’t mean I support war, have forgotten the other victims of conflict, or that I’m celebrating a victory. It simply means I care enough to remember the sacrifices others made for us to live freely today. So respect my choice, and
#NeverForget
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As we go forward today, let's remember that a handful of psychopaths do not a religion make
#StandTogether
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Has April got one of Brett's fishcakes on her head?
#TheApprentice
http://t.co/C5DtoA6Yju
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If you’re sitting on a stockpile of toilet rolls, baked beans and paracetamol tonight, consider that there will be elderly people out tomorrow trying to buy those items, ready to stay indoors for an extended period, who now won’t be able to. As such, you’re a cunt.
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Went
@Matalan
today. 2 staff members stood behind the till while I struggled with their infuriating self-serve (the only option) tills, occasionally chipping in ‘it’s now 10p for the hanger’. If you’re going to pay staff to stand by the fucking till, why not operate them too? 😤
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While Charles might have waited 70 years to become King, I’m sure tonight he’d rather still have his mum.
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How he has the strength and courage to deliver this magnificent speech less than 24 hours after the death of his mother, The Queen is far, far beyond me.
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Had to say goodbye to this little one yesterday. The worst thing possible at the worst possible time. 12 years of joy and fun (and stupid tweets) and she kept me sane through some horrible times. RIP
#AngryCat
:’(
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If you’re currently at
#AlderHey
Hospital, protesting and making a nuisance of yourselves in a disgusting manner, spare a thought for the hundreds of other patients, their families and hard working hospital staff you’re upsetting too. Morons.
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They should do a middle-aged version of
#LoveIsland
where the men have beer bellies and the girls don’t bother to shave their legs, and they all spend 8 weeks ignoring each other browsing Facebook, then head to bed with a cup of tea and a packet of Jaffa Cakes at 9pm
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Paula Vennells has 'broken down in tears' at the Post Office enquiry. Diddums. At least 4 Subpostmasters she wrongly prosecuted killed themselves over it.
So fuck off seeking any sympathy eh?
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Dear Mike Ashley,
Sports Direct is not an essential retailer. Fuck off.
Best,
Britain 🖕🏻
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Thinking about it, it’s no wonder Holly & Phil always turn up pissed to work the day after the
#NTAs
, they’re always at the front of the queue for the free bar … 🍹
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#JustStopOil
have thrown their trademark orange paint over some of the displays at the Chelsea Flower Show this morning.
So that’s an environmental protest.
Against nature.
Using toxic paint.
Fucking.
Morons.
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Sick of this weather
Sick of being cold
Sick of January
Sick of the Cost of Living
Sick of living in Britain generally
Anyone else feel the same?
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There you go kids, get hooked on pills, crash your car pissed, and you can still win an NTA award ...
#NTAs
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If it isn't fact, don't tweet it. The nature of the concert in Manchester means lots of people's children are there. Wait for official news
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There are some truly awful tweets about The Queen doing the rounds. If you can’t see that regardless of her lineage she’s a gravely ill 96 year old woman, mother and grandmother with a family, you’re a pretty horrible cunt.
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Delighted to see on Facebook that one of the local pubs is completely ignoring the instruction to close by using an outside bar, and a large number of morons are sat on Whitstable’s sea wall quaffing pints in the sunshine. Inches from each other. Take their fucking license away!
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Dear
@RishiSunak
Some perspective for you:
The average British wage is £31,772, or £611 a week. With petrol now at £100 a tank, and diesel at £120, do you realise that this equates effectively to one day’s wages for normal people - to go to work?
Do something
Yours,
Britain
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Do all these people moaning about having to go into quarantine now on return from Spain not realise how heroically fucking stupid it was of them to go on holiday in the middle of a pandemic in the first place? 🤦🏻♂️
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Jesus Christ that is one of the most uncomfortable things I’ve ever watched. Clearly Rageh Omaar is unwell or having problems yet
@itvnews
have let him struggle on to the end of the live news rather than cutting it short to make sure he’s ok. Even lingering on him at the end.
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Still a lot of love for Michael Barrymore on
#LifeStories
tonight. Shame one night ruined his career, particularly given how we’re so ready to forgive other high profile stars on Saturday night TV who’ve also ‘fucked up’ ...
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BREAKING: The 16 year old boy at the centre of the Scottish Finance Minister's resignation is pictured for the first time …
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The Duchess of Cambridge goes to Clapham Common unannounced, lays flowers in respect of someone else and leaves quietly. The Duchess of Sussex does Oprah to whine about how hard done by she is. And that is the difference between a narcissistic social climber and a future Queen.
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Ironic isn't it? Probably 80% of parents and teachers do the school run in a 4x4 all year round, yet can't get to school when it snows.
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Given that two nurses have died today saving the lives of others, if you go out this weekend to enjoy the weather for any other reason than one that is absolutely essential, you really are a bit of a cunt
#StayHomeSaveLives
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Dear Men’s Clothing Retailers,
Middle aged men need to buy clothes too, so do you think you could stop making everything in Skinny, Super Skinny or Slim Fit, and make things for normal sized humans instead?
@nextofficial
I mean you ...
Thanks,
Men over 40
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If you use a free platform, to show off your entire life, to everyone you know, every five minutes, you shouldn’t really be surprised when that data is used to mine you for marketing purposes ... doh
#DeleteFacebook
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It’s funny how everyone is so pious about online bullying and mental health, yet nobody seems to give a fuck this morning that our current Prime Minister has been pictured crying in her state car through basically the same thing. Britain eh? 🙄
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Funny how they waited until Jackson was dead, and unable to defend himself, to claim he’d touched them, isn’t it?
#LeavingNeverland
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Rishi is clinging on to the last of his months in office like an old, tired, one-eyed and incontinent family dog that you really know you should have had put down months ago.
Just call a General Election now and fuck off!
#Sunakered
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BREAKING: Jeremy Corbyn uses a woman’s death to score political points in televised debate.
Disgusting.
#LeadersDebate
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If you queued for 3 hours to get into IKEA, frankly you are a cunt.
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Still shocked by
#ITVnews
last night that nobody acted to make sure
@ragehomaar
was ok, it was obvious in the first 5 mins that something was seriously wrong. The guy is a consummate pro. Someone needs to lose their job.
AngryBritain wishes you a speedy and full recovery 👊
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To everyone moaning about
@Asda
and
@marksandspencer
closing on Boxing Day, have you considered being more organised by shopping for those two days in advance, and perhaps even adding a fucking life to your shopping list?
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Is it not rather ironic that
#AskTheChancellors
is taking place
@facebook
's HQ given their reluctance to pay UK Corporation Tax?
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Sorry The Left, but you’ve asked for every, single, bit of shit you’re about to get in the next few days. You’ve behaved atrociously, I’ve been a victim of it throughout this campaign on more than one occasion, so fuck you. This is called Karma!
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Diane Abbott says knocking moped gangs off their bikes could cause them at least eleventy-fifty-hundred injuries, and is potentially very dangerous.
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Things important 4 weeks ago:
- Flash cars
- Nice holidays
- Gender
- Politics
- Vacuous celebrities
- Showing off on Facebook
Things important this week
- Health
- Food
- Family
Shall we try and remember that in 12 months time?
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Disappointing to hear Police have the Nottingham suspect in custody. They should have emptied a clip’s worth of bullets into him and have him in their morgue instead. That’s what he deserves. Cunt.
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Today’s ‘Let’s have a go at the Government’ appears to be the NHS Nightingale hospital that has seen just 41 patients through its doors since it opened, and is now being called a ‘White Elephant’. How about stop being so fucking stupid and be grateful it isn’t full instead? 😡
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Carmella has one child in the City, one who’ll be a vet, and another going to Uni. My instinct says her brood will be just fine under a No Deal
#Brexit
#OurNextPrimeMinister
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Dear Extinction Rebellion,
That stunt you’ve just pulled will likely require many men, to drive diesel lorries and vans full of chemicals, through the middle of an already congested city, to clear up your mess.
You really don’t get it, do you?
Yours,
The Planet
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BREAKING:
@BritishGas
have declared 6 month profits of, wait for it
£969,000,000
That’s as near as makes no difference £1bn in profit, in 6 months.
While you and I sit in the dark and cold worried about keeping the house warm or leaving a light on.
It’s fucking disgraceful 🤬
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- The PM is in a COBRA meeting.
- He will not be speaking at 5pm
- He will be speaking later.
- Lockdown is coming*
(*So thanks very much to all the absolute fucking bellends who couldn’t resist cluttering Britain up at the weekend to do some absolutely pointless shit)
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Dear Extinction Rebellion,
In digging up the lawn at Trinity College, the damage caused will require an army of workmen in diesel powered vans and diggers to put it right, pumping crap into the atmosphere in doing it.
You’re not very fucking bright are you?
Yours,
Everybody
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I’ve just had to put the fucking heating on.
In the middle of the fucking day.
Because it’s fucking freezing.
And It’s almost fucking April.
Fuck off winter.
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With Matt Hancock seemingly weaponising a new variant to ‘scare the pants’ off the British population, I don’t think I’ll ever forget being stood in a socially distanced queue in the supermarket car park, in a facemask waiting to enter it, like a mug.
What a massive cunt he is.
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Sending racist abuse to a 19 year old who had the courage to stand on the spot and take a penalty for his country in a Euros final? What the fuck is wrong with people?
You know what, after the last 4 weeks actually it isn’t football that I hate, it’s its Neanderthal fans!
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Tonight David Gest and David Bowie will be having a bloody good laugh over what happened during CBB
#rip
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Dear Dan Wootton,
My wife has been a teacher for over 20 years, and in that 20 years she’s changed the lives of hundreds of children with special needs for the better. In that same period what have you achieved, other than to arselick your way from shit job to shit job?
Cunt.
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Fair play Simon. All that money on security and he's the first one to rush to Honey's aid
#XFactor
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