@Walmart Helloooooooo? Are y’all not allowed to respond to this sort of thing? Surely this is just some silly oversight or website bug, right? Right?.

The thick plottens: You can still get to the reviews if you add the product number to your reviews endpoint

The cute thing is that if it’s not your brands, the reviews are present. 🤡.

@duolingo how do you screw up your onboarding process so completely? This should be exhibit A for every developer on what not to do. I have never been this frustrated trying to sign up for something.

I now have two accounts; one is brand new. It also claims I’m on “super” and to sign in with a “free” account to sign up for the family plan. I have never seen such absolute garbage. I guess I’m done with your service before I even started. 🤷‍♂️.

.@Spotify Is there a particular reason that you’re industry leading, but your developers are actual gerbils? The moment @TIDAL gets their heads out of their asses and lets me control my computer through the app, I’m gone. You’re probably safe with my sub for another three years.

Sybill, the newest member of our clown troupe. #CorgiCrew

The three stooges. #CorgiCrew

.@amazon Why doesn’t this button do anything?

24 hours to the minute without power. Please let it last. It’s 9 degrees outside. We’ve been heating up blankets in the car on a rotation for the animals. #texaspoweroutage

.@rookisaacman Just stopping by to say that you're a total badass. St. Jude is such a worthy group and cause. Thank you.

.@alexa99 Your inane suggestions after requests are the reason why my Apple HomePod count is at 2 and growing. Stop 👏 Saying 👏 By 👏 The 👏 Way 👏 When 👏 Brief 👏 Mode 👏 Is 👏 On 👏.

When you get old, this is what is exciting. Chilling with bae.

.@Dyson I had a @SharkCleaning Vertex for three months before it died, my third Vacuum from them. Went and purchased a V11 Outsize and found you can actually take the thing apart to clean it, unlike their sealed head nonsense. For this alone I am in love.

Still dead air. Nice signal, though. How expensive is it to run those transmitters?.

.@usrbinpikachu I found a 10 key for you:

.@ryan_maloney Pretty sure these are the direct ancestors of @AndreaBrado.

Hey @GoDaddy I can’t find the words to say this any other way: fuck you. This shows a level of tone deafness that’s even shocking for 2020. I’m transferring 23 domains away tonight.

This is the second survey I’ve received that’s resulted in that message.

Hermione watching Top Gun with me at 5 something AM because reasons.