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Some of you don’t want a girlfriend, you want a rehabilitation center.

This generation is a bit TOO comfortable with going to hell😑

If e don pass my power I go just play music

Two types of me: I hate loud noise…. I love loud music

Two types of me: I hate loud noise…. I love loud music

Social media has made people think relationships should always look perfect.

“Omo this thing cost oh” Proceeds to buy it😭😂

Unfortunately, no woman will take you serious if you don’t spend on her, or at least make her life easier!

The strongest people know when to rest. Being burnout is not strength.

“This is all part of God’s plan” I say as I wipe the tears from my eyes.

Apparently staying to yourself, minding your business and not bothering people… Bothers people😂

I could really use a “TADAAA” from God rn

That awkward moment a non-follower appears in your feed… don’t worry, I’ll do the needful.

I just want to be babied, baby have you eaten? baby do you need anything? baby do you want me to get you…. Sent you something baby, a delivery man will call you soon baby, should I book a spa session for you baby. Is this too much! 😭

Any argument wey go lead to “You wey no get babe” I dey avoid am.

What’s everyone having for breakfast today?

I just wanna be rich and unreachable.

Dear success, I’m on yo ass. Sincerely.

I can’t be the only one that prefers closure wigs over frontals 😩