Gen z will never know the joy of falling in love with the version of an altered song by a skipped CD.

Masturbation cums in handy.

Deathcore is just angry power metal.

a man complimented my groceries today.

touring europe in two weeks.

did the superbowl already happen?

I may or may not have an onlyfans.

im in a band now.

A metal dive bar called “Holy Dive-Bar”

I have syrup on my elbows.

I dropped new music today.

Saxophones are a sexually awkward instrument and don’t belong in metal or rock. Go get fucked.

Why can I hear Serj Tankian’s accent when he sings but not anyone else’s?

Does Kid Rock still perform Bawitdaba?

You know how when you wake up with a random song in your head? Today’s mental song was Le Freak by Chic... I open TikTok and what do I see? BLAM - a DJ remixing Le Freak. #FreakedOut

Ever think about how our lips are made out of the same skin as a butthole and the inside of our mouths is the same as a vagina? #WereAllFucked

Having a Tesla is not a lifestyle, it’s a fucking car.

Everyday is a Jean Luc Ponty kinda day.

Respect... but holy DAMN was Randy Rhoads’ guitar tone trash. Sounds like 2 dry vaginas rubbing up on eachother in a cardboard box full of congested mid-range. Fight me.

We’re a month into the new year. You guys on track with your fitness goals? #fitness #fitness #yada #yada