[ Reynard Courtemanche ] - 00 Agent with MI6 - Youngest/Newest Agent - Generally Chipper Always - Lots of Mischief - Can Pass as Human Due to Stunted Wings - Doesn't Fly but Glides - Ships with Chem - Multiverse/Multiship - But Mostly Bond Verse

Climbing in through @maedemciselle's window.

Spinning around in circles on the edge of the building, just a fun little dance until he runs out of ledge. Then he dances right on off.

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[ Q ] - Gadget Inventor & Agent Wrangler of MI6 - Super Genius Inventor & Hacker - Sassy AF - Always Tired - Canon + Wings Verse - Wings Verse: Slender Black & White Wings - Ships with Chem (Canonically Gay) - Multiverse/Multiship - Writer is 21+

dimitrios "proko" prokopenko - 🗯️ - d̶r̶e̶a̶m̶ nightmare thing son of a mobster, son of a bitch - multiverse, originally trc new to twtrp, new to short-form 18+ only

Whaaaat is he looking at?

Time for his morning routine of strapping on his goggles and falling several feet off a tall building before catching a wave and parkouring several miles across the tops of streets and alleyways.

Oh wow, you're really just gonna fork that over. I should've asked for more. I'll take venmo or zelle too.

Five hundred.

I'll do it if you pay me.

So....you don't even know for sure if you'd like it yourself?

Ok back to this eyeball thing. Does the receiving end even like that? I don't think I'd like that.

I dunno. It makes me laugh.

The cheap corny ones with the really bad covers. It's like watching really bad fantasy porn, but in words.

Yeah, they’re fun.

Nah, that’s just a side hobby.

I'm an extraction specialist. Mostly of just stuff. But I'll get promoted to intel someday.

I'll be sure to look all that up if I need it for work.

I have never heard of anyone licking eyeballs to say I love you. Am I missing a whole genre of romance books somewhere?

😬 Is that like a thing people do when they get ancient?