Andrew Collin
@AndrewTCollin
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Instagram: AndrewTCollin Podcast: Puddles with Andrew Collin
Manhattan, NY
Joined December 2010
Trump administration is trying to cover for Pete Hegseth by saying Pete Hegseth’s wife is MS-13.
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Pete Hegseth got drunk. Sent classified information to his wife, brother and attorney. In related news he sent a personal text to Trump, Rubio, and Stephen Miller calling them a dirty whore and threatening to cheat on them if they don’t have dinner ready when he gets home.
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HBO took understanding that people get a little sad on Sunday nights and built that into an empire.
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This Week at Helium: top-secret Stand-Up Confidential, @AndrewTCollin, Night Cap Comedy + @REALAdeleGivens headlines the weekend! Get your tickets: https://t.co/CpyEWruyQ7
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Love eating a melatonin and a Cialis. Then seeing them fight to the death.
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Love getting lunch at the Whole Foods salad bar. Always a great lunch when you are picking things based on what’s the lightest. I got 4 pieces of spinach, 7 shredded carrots, and pretend to put chicken in there. Price comes out to around 48 dollars.
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I love dark humor. I love finding a way to make crazy, difficult things funny. So this TikTok has put me to TEARS.
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Steve Aoki (DJ) threw a cake 80 ft and hit boy in wheel chair...
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I don’t follow @elonmusk but I see every Elon Musk tweet. What’s the opposite of suppressing free speech. I actually don’t see one tweet from people I follow. It’s always one Democrat, one republican, Elon Musk, back to one Democrat, one republican, Elon Musk. Riveting.
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Kanye shoots his ex Jewish trainer and lawyers. People on Twitter: you don’t understand what he’s saying.
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Kanye is turning into the blind racist from The Chappelle Show sketch.
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Breaking: Iran national football club stand mournfully and refuse to sing national anthem of clerical regime during first match against England at World Cup 2022 in act of protest against Khamenei henchmen’s violence
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Their daughters couldn’t get tickets
Breaking News: The Justice Department has opened an antitrust investigation into the owner of Ticketmaster, whose sale of Taylor Swift tickets descended into chaos this week, focused on whether Live Nation has abused its power over the live music industry.
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So instead of letting Trump back on Twitter. He destroys Twitter and the value of Parler and Truth Social sky rocket.
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This Week at Helium: @AndrewTCollin, Rogue's Gallery, Best of Indy, + @PaulOddo on the upstairs stage, + @kylekinane headlines the main room this weekend! Grab your tickets:
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If Twitter falls, I am so fucking happy I never tried to build an audience over here.
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Never heard a decent person complain about free speech. Never once. It’s always a disgusting troll who feels held back by everyone and everything except their own dumbfuck brain.
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