Andrew Barr
@AndrewBarrComic
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Canadian comic, actor, moron. Toronto-based. Seen on CBC and MTV. For bookings, follow the link:
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Joined September 2021
R Kelly got sentenced to 30 years, which is a number he's not super familiar with. #RKelly #rkellysentencing #RKellyIsGuilty #RKellyIsInnocent
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They scheduled the day after the election to be National Donut Day? They knew Ford was gonna win the whole time. #OntarioElection2022 #OntarioElection #OntarioVotes
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The number of court cases people have won once it’s been revealed that they shit in someone’s bed is staggeringly low. #DeppHeardTrial #DeppVHeardTrial
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Gonna take a hard stance here and say that I Hear You Calling by Gob is the greatest song of all time.
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If Republicans want to discretely get rid of something they don't want, they could at least acknowledge where they got the idea. #abortionrights #USPolitics
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I understand everyone's concern. This is unprecedented. Elon Musk is going to be the first billionaire to own a large media platorm.
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The four semi-functional homes that they rolled out in ten minutes for the half time show is a pretty good argument for affordable housing. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLVI
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Fifty definitely looked like he's spent quite a bit of time in the candy shop. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLVI
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If it turns out Alien Ant Farm are pedophiles, then I don't know what to do from there.
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I have found the solution to whether or not we can still listen to Michael Jackson's music: Alien Ant Farm must cover the rest of Michael Jackson's catalogue.
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NORMALIZE A THIN SLICE OF PIZZA AS A SIDE DISH INSTEAD OF FRIES OR SALAD
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Terry Fox ran to raise money for medical research. Using his legacy for your anti-vax rally is objectively insane. It's like having a Bruce McArthur float at The Pride parade. #TruckersForFreedom2022 #GetAClue
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The real heroes are not the truckers, but the kids working the En Routes that the convoy is passing by. That Tim Horton's is getting ANNIHILATED. #TruckersForFreedom2022
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Who the hell was listening to Neil Young on Spotify to begin with? It's all dads listening to it on vinyl in the basement, avoiding their wives.
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GUY MEETING WOMAN FOR THE FIRST TIME: I'm a hugger! *hugs woman* ME STANDING NEARBY: Known that guy for five years. Has not hugged me one time.
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There are puddles in the city so big Nestle is trying to buy them.
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Are we really trying to force people who raw dog it at the glory hole to take a vaccine? #TruckersForFreedom #VaccineMandate
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What if the bus Forrest Gump was waiting for ended up being the bus from Speed? Make THAT fuckin' movie. Take MY fuckin' money.
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I'm tired of hearing conspiracy theories from people I knew in high school who believed the Trailer Park Boys were real people.
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