Actively resisting the urge to just eat a whole jar of martini olives instead of making "real" food

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Sinwar.

I find it deeply weird that the tattoo parlor's design sheets include the Dark Mark like isn't that basically a fucking wizard swastika

Oh boy I love when my cup noodles contain black fungus and rape! Jokes aside what does that even mean?

Pizza should be vegetarian by default, every meat-based pizza is inferior to margherita, pesto pizza, and garlic white pie. "Thin n crispy" also has no right to exist. In the coffee & tea realm, iced coffee & tea is fundamentally worse than hot.

Accidentally wore the Outre shirt to the lecture about reducing signal distortion

Structural vibrations lecture got sidetracked for several minutes upon noticing that MATLAB has a groot function

Hey @EstesRockets what exactly was the thought process behind this? I have to assume you didn't intentionally design a nazi-themed rocket but I can't figure out what else this is supposed to be.

Ah yes, everyone's favorite vegetarian staple, bacon

I have started reading Outlander on recommendation from my mom and I have to say I am disappointed that the concept of "druid magic is real" is apparently used only to justify having a WWII combat nurse in 1740s Scotland and not explored further.

Why do people at karaoke nights like Picture? It is genuinely one of the worst songs I have ever heard (not to mention how nauseating Kid Rock is) and somehow people cannot get enough of this stain on the entire concept of music

So if an Aes Sedai is trans, do they suddenly switch between Saidin/Saidar when they transition, or do they wield the power of their chosen gender even as an egg?

Well Cedar Point management says as of today we can no longer issue season pass cards *at all.* I have no idea what they're smoking, but this is one of the most idiotic decisions they've made during my time here. I hope this company fucking burns.

My friends said they looked like someone vomited all over a pair of pizza crusts

Making entirely pesto-based pizzas because I have no mozzarella and the cookhouse has no can opener for the tomato sauce

Also the Cedar Point ARC has 3 stoves total to serve the entire employee population, I don't think they thought that through. We're also only allowed to use (dull) plastic knives.

The marketing of pre-combined baking mixes is odd, they always focus on "fewer ingredients = easy to make" instead of "this powder has the shelf stability of flour and now you don't have to store as many perishable goods" which IMO is a much better reason to buy them.

Alright, who wants to drive around in an unmarked van and stealthily install non-hostile benches at 3 in the morning