Anantika Mehra
@AnantikaMehra
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Mandarin Teacher & Entrepreneur | AIHC Student | Firecracker | Poly (amorous + glot + math + thene) | Bi | 30 | #MadAtMandarin Connoisseur
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Definitely allowing my husband to work after marriage. I'm such a progressive woman 🤷
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My aunt's getting a PhD next month so we're organising a mehendi-sangeet-cocktail party for her. Because why should shaadis have all the fun.
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My advice to young women everywhere (yeah I know no on asked) would be don't make joint accounts ever. Esp your salary account. Nuh-uh. That money is yours. Save enough so you can be independent if you ever have to.
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Every time Ranveer Shorey does something stupid, it is mandatory to say I can't believe Konkona was married to him
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Me: I need a sugar daddy
Also me, when someone offers to pay on a date: ARREY SAHAB AURATEN BHI PAISA KAMA SAKTI HAI AAP KYU TAQLEEF KARTE HAIN HUM SMART INDEPENDENT AURAT HAIN HUM PAY KAR LENGE APNA
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Throwback to when my uncle very puzzledly asked Akshay Kumar who he was and why the flight attendants wanted to get a picture with him. When Akshay Kumar said who he was, my uncle was like, any films I've seen you in? He listens and then says, strange, never heard of you.
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Bumble boy: I am a software engineer in a software engineering company
Me: And I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
(Life in plastic... it's fantastic)
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SRK in Baazigar
fiancés are like pancakes. no shame in throwing the first one out.
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As of today, I am officially employed at the Center for Policy Studies, IIT Bombay. Finally got my offer letter!!!!
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A friend from the location says: They are not allowing doctors and lawyers in daryaganj.
Please amplify this.
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What if instead of custom made shaadi music video I play NRC-CAA explainer at my shaadi
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Offering full tuition waiver scholarships to Dalit/Bahujan/Tribal school/undergrad students who are interested in learning Mandarin. You need to have a good command over either English or Hindi + an internet connection to apply. More details up soon.
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That man can graphically describe how he wants to rape a woman and NOTHING will happen to him. In fact, he will become a hero.
Why bay for the blood of people who actually carry out their threats when you give exactly zero shits when someone tells you exactly what they'll do?
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Men will totally ignore that you have a whole ass masters degree in a subject and still explain the most banal shit to you.
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A client has just paid me my fee in full within 10 days of submitting the completed work to her and I AM CRYING
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Let's replace 'pre-marital sex' with 'sex outside of marriage'. Pre-marital assumes that marriage is an inevitability.
Let's replace 'sex outside of marriage' with 'sex' because sex and marriage do not need to go together.
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Fuck how do you stop feeling that you'll never be good enough or earn enough money or publish enough or write enough or just do enough things?
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Next up: Shiv Sena drafts and passes legislation on climate change, establishes emergency rape response centers, establishes new fast track courts for clearing pending cases, adds a rainbow flag to their official handles online
Shiv Sena backs "Marathi girl" who held "Free Kashmir" poster in Mumbai protest.
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@AditiMallya
Yeap. But of course he has to take care of the children. As a man he's obviously better equipped than I am for childcare.
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Teaching adults is wild because 5 minutes before class your student will send a message that says - sorry cooker repair ho raha hai please thoda delay kar sakte hai kya, and you will actually agree because cookers are important and this is what life is all about
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A friend is getting married next month. Her name is Tishya and her fiance's name is Abhinav. Her wedding hashtag is
#TishWantsItAbhi
. I am now deceased.
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Oh so you're a huge actor in India? Hmm.
This was, of course, on an international flight. My uncle and AK are both NRIs :)
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@AditiMallya
But dude those will mess with his reproductive abilities. Like I understand progressive but jeans?!?! Next you'll say you'll let him go out late at night? Isn't it your duty to protect him?
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Tell me underrated light Bollywood films that everyone (esp. critics) hated but you really liked and can't really understand what they hated so much about those films.
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The best way to prep for GRE verbal is to start reading when you are 3 and just never stop.
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Carrying biscuits and toffees for instant sugar, saridon if anyone feels sick, and some tetra packs of juice. And also garbage bags. Don't hesitate to ask for anything if you run into me! See you guys there!
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I love how every time Ranveer Shorey says something everyone on my TL goes thank god Konkona got away.
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Batao, ladki Ratlam ko galiyon se Melbourne ki galiyon me chali gayi
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The Vande Bharat express has hurt my religious sentiments. No vehicle should be able to hit cows and buffaloes with such impunity. The government MUST be held accountable for this cruelty to sacred animals.
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@AditiMallya
Fuck dude you're like a radical meninist. Also you're one lucky woman! Most boys are just so pretentious and gossipy and would do ANYTHING for female attention. Totally need to be chaperoned and monitored all the damn time :(
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Why is everyone so obsessed with porn? So many of us grew up watching it and turned out completely normal and didn't rape anybody. How about we talk about the relationship young boys have with porn instead of PORN = BAD as a blanket rule? Why not sensitise?
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Hello, I am offering a scholarship to learn basic Mandarin, specially for Dalit, Bahujan and Adivasi junior college/high school or undergraduate students. I have received very few applications thus far. I implore you all to help spread the word:
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Guys, I am now convocated. Antix ban gayi M.A. graduate!
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Really miss Kanan and Biswa and Pretentious Movie Reviews
You have a problem.
Have you had sex with the problem?
No?
Phir problem kya hai?
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Dad's school friend calls him up, slightly alarmed, to tell him about my video
Dad tells him he knows, and that many kids are trying new things, they just don't talk about it
Uncle goes all Haan we must support our children
I am grateful ❤️
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I mean I hadn't been paid in 6 months I finally got paid today
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Yaar why does every human being that I speak to from China and Taiwan inevitably ask me about Dangal 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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First line: ego massage
Second line: date pe chal
Why do men think this is okay?
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Sometimes, I really don't know what men are thinking. This guy reverse image searched, found my work Instagram, and thought this was an appropriate message to send.
Cc:
@bumble
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Wow guys please don't traumatise autowallas by having straight up sex in the auto
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Hello I can't use Instagram (it drives me nuts) so if we're mutuals and you don't have my number I'll be lost and gone forever dreadful sorry clementine tata bye-bye this was nice while it lasted smile because it happened don't cry because it's over jai mata di let's rock
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Aaj to looking hot enough to be mistaken for a model in Lokhandwala. Or maybe not. Who cares. SALSA TIME BISHES.
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First good news confirmed: Beijing Language and Culture University has admitted me (online), and today after the placement interview, I was placed in the second highest level (9 of 10)!
This is so huge. BLCU literally wrote the textbooks! I am feeling SO VALIDATED MY GOD.
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What's a word for when you're sexually attracted to someone solely on the basis of their writing?
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But you know, I know of men who saw it and appreciated it and then went back to being exactly the lead characters they criticised.
The female urge to make sure every man in India watches The Great Indian Kitchen.
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GUYS. I NEED STUDENTS. So here's a thread about me and my classes!
First off, if you're simply exploring, and wondering if Mandarin is for you, here's a taster session.
Every Thursday, from 9-10:15 PM, priced at INR 150!
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Upper caste women complaining about department buildings not having toilets for them and then stopping their domestic workers from using the washroom 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Boi I recently hooked up with had the best possible collection of dalit literature + academic books on dalit writing but afsos wo situationship bach nahi paaya and I don't have book borrowing privileges anymore :'(
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My 60+ uncle somewhere in Meerut was denied the vaccine because there weren't enough takers and they need a minimum of 10 to open a vial so he legit went home, gathered mohalla oldies and everyone got the vaccine
#DesiJugaad
#VaccineHaiToLifeHai
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@tamanna_0801
My uncle would probably see Shahrukh and be like...you look familiar, are you an actor or something?
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Guys, men especially, I am running a business, I am not interested in being your Chinese buddy. There are services online to help you practice. I have a business to run. Please, I don't want to make friendship.
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I wonder how many of us would find ourselves in the exact same situation if our boyfriend/partner/husband were to self harm (or die by suicide). Women are always the one to blame, always the ones who are wrong. Always.
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PSA: If you like someone at work, go tell them directly and non-creepily. 'Hi. I like you. Would you like to go out sometime?'
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Guys when I say I'm poly I assure you I don't mean that I'm a polythene bag or a polyester cloth. Quit asking please.
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People forwarding this should be forced to undergo mandatory sensitisation classes.
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"Oh so now we can't even talk to women, we don't know who will accuse us of harassment next"
Welcome to how much women moderate their behaviour so that you don't get the wrong idea. Squirm guys, squirm.
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What is the point of asking someone to take both the TOEFL and the GRE? Would you like me to take the SATs again and IELTS as well, just for fun? Not to mention how absolutely racist it is. This is after you want a statement of purpose and a writing sample, possibly published.
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Fuck me for being an ignorant fucktard but there are actually professors in IIT who DON'T LET THEIR MAIDS USE THE WASHROOM...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
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@isarans
Well I won't stop him from working. If the company doesn't want him, well, that's between him and the company, right? Also, he should take a few years off to raise the kids, right? I mean what's 10 years of his career in front of raising MY kids with the right values?
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Most couples in Hindi movies have conflicts that can literally be resolved with 5 minutes of clear conversation.
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How the fuck are single unmarried people supposed to live in this country IF YOU DON'T GIVE THEM HOUSES? WERE YOU NEVER A SINGLE KID WHO NEEDED A PLACE TO STAY IN ANOTHER CITY?
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Every time I casually call up my classmate who is now a proper medical doctor and she casually diagnoses the problem I feel SO FUCKING PROUD like at least one of us has a useful life skill
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For the 92749727462th time Duolingo is okay as a supplement, but it is NOT a substitute for a real teacher. Duolingo is not going to correct your sentences and pronounciation. At BEST, it'll help you recognize characters.
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Finally finished reading Early Indians and I wish everyone would too. Would rob is of the delusions we have about our ancestry and tell us how religions, languages and cultures flow, all with cited evidence. Super accessible and eminently readable book!
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MY ABSTRACT TO PRESENT AT AN INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE HAS BEEN ACCEPT HOLY FUCK HOLY HOLY FUCK
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Bumble profiles be like mera lund 6 inch ka hai iske aage hum aur kya kahe jaanam samjha karo
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GUYS!!!!! My seniormost student
@adityatbhat
wrote me a testimonial ENTIRELY in Mandarin! I feel so proud + grateful!
#MandarinWithAnantika
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Let's cancel pregnancy leave also men don't get pregnant na and if these feminists want equality they should JUST WORK THROUGH THE PAIN AND DISCOMFORT so why should only women get it cancel all leave in fact let's go back to the 14 hour workday and get rid of Sundays altogether
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Just had a dream where a guy wanted raw sex (I don't have a condom!) and kept convincing me to take an ipill and I was like ruk ja mere pass hai. Finally I was like no condom no sex bye. I like how I'm careful even in my dreams.
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I am regretting coming out as poly. I cannot deal with the fucking harassment. I appreciate people coming forward and telling me their stories. I can deal with the abuse. I can't deal with constant messages to 'discuss' more. Please stop harassing me.
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Hi Indian stand up comedians putting out videos. I'm now offering my services FOR FREE to check your content for being completely fucking insensitive. Those of you who care and haven't already closed your ears while screaming "FREE SPEECH", send me an email or tag me here.
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Met someone who had had to take a long break (couple of years) from college because of her mental health and she got back to her studies now and is doing fine and honestly it just gave me hope. Reaffirmed that it's okay to take time off when you need to deal/heal.
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Walked into my parents' room at 8:30 AM and screamed YE KOI TIME HAI SONE KA SHARAM NAHI AATI just to retain the balance of the universe.
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@tanushreebarua
@sayantansunnyg
@Manbach12
This is precisely the idea behen. People click on shit about bollywood but don't care about actual issues. This is using clickbait for a good cause.
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Watched Mujhse Shaadi Karogi with my fave people and I am deceased at how mindblowingly outrageous this film is and loved every second of it. They just don't make stuff like this anymore.
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Hello! I am happy to announce that my website is up! Explore available classes, sign up for the Introduction class, or join a Beginners batch, only at !
#MandarinWithAnantika
#跟永恒学中文
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If you write atheist on your dating app bio why the fuck would you also add your sun sign?
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Who called it (censoring) profanity and not Fantastic Beeps and Where to Find Them
@mojorojo
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