Bitches be like “You have to sort this shit out, I’m too lazy” Bitches = colleague. Pffft….

“More visually pleasing” OH FUCK OFF. WHAT KIND OF SHIT FEEDBACK IS THAT. #Mindreader

"I want to play with your ass" #tinder what a bio....

So relaxed today, I think I could sleep. Yes. Sleeping instead of working sounds much better. YAAAAWWWWN - sorry Mr Client

BACKFACE VISIBILITY IS A CUNT. #DEVELOPERCHAT #DEVELOPERS #DEV #INEEDFRIENDS

Stop ringing me. |t’s pointless.

Have a shit at home in the morning and stop being a stinky cunt at work. No one wants to smell yesterdays dinner… NO ONE.

I start this account with how I feel right now. ALL BECAUSE ITS MONDAY DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE A CUNT.