Left - Jan: This is my year! Right - April: God help me. My year in a nutshell

I've recovered from my facial maninizing surgery. Gonna drop some dick picks shortly!

Day 27 of being a boy. I'm carrying shaving cream, lube and but plugs in my bag, just in case any man needs them. I don't understand all the bad reactions when I approach men in the mensroom. I mean I'm just being helpful by trying to hand them out🤷‍♂️ #tampax #dylanmulvaney

Day 25 of being a boy. Haven't tweeted for a week after finding that my student loan $ that I invested in FTX has been lost. So bummed, I came down with life threating man flu and have been incapable of tweeting or punching holes in drywall to deal with it.

Day 15 of being a boy I want to post some videos dancing but these awkward head nod and arm moves don't cut it so I'm moodily staring at my twitter scroll and saying nothing everytime somebody asks what's wrong.

I call myself a boy not a man because when I was young I was unable to live boyhood and do boy things like run, play with toy cars, ride a bike, throw a ball or punch my friends. Transman Famey not #dylanmulvaney

Day 13 of being a boy. I've entered Mr Universe, a male beauty pageant. I can't wait for everybody to see me in my speedos and normalize chest bulges!

https://t.co/WetPWTYObv Day 12 of being a boy Rapping : 'Cause I'm Famey Mulvaney, yes, I'm the real Famey All you other Mulvaneys, are just imitating So won't the real Mulvaney, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up #dylanmulvaney

Day 11 of being a boy Dismounted some stuff and left the bits about for when I get round to remounting it. Got late to job interview bc was lost but would not ask for directions. Decided on my new trans name Famey 🏳️‍⚧️#DylanMulvaney

Day 10 of being a boy My suddenly gained reverse parallel skills are nothing compared to the massive increase in IQ and (over)confidence. Should I change my name to more masculine one? Suggestions anyone?

Day 9 of being a boy Got my own house! It has a massive beer fridge, punching bags, telescope to spy on the neighbours. Come on over and sit in my yard and we can talk cars and man stuff while all 8 of us attend just the meat on the BBQ ⚽️

I've just been shadow banned and deboosted for being a transman. 🤬 FFS!

Day 8 of being a boy. Learned how to blow snot out of one nostril, spit like a footballer, flash my packer 😉 and locker room talk with my manfriends. I feel so hyped I could smash a punchibg bag for hours. Transman Amy not #DylanMulvaney

Day 7 of being a boy. Suspended for sending dick pic to teacher! Who does she think she is? Did not want to tell mom so stayed out late then ran home in the dark freaking out female jogger ahead. Must get my mullet trimmed while suspended. Transman Amy not #dylanmulvaney

Day 6 of being a boy. Choked on a fishbone n nearly died bc couldn't ask 4 help. Lost my wallet right in front of me. Drank protein shakes and farted into the pump instructors mike @LA shitness to prank the class. Laughed at my own joke. 💪🏼transman Amy not #DylanMulvaney

Day 5 of being a boy Realized I'm a genius. Explained gender ideology to women who have no idea. Got into a fight over which is the best hockey team with a footballer. Rearranged my junk constantly to assert my manhood. I'm getting good at this aren't I? 😉 Transman #AmyMulvaney

Day 4 of being a boy. All morning at work doing 1x 10min job b4 riding my electric scooter to the park. Gave my mate a wedgie n set each others farts on fire (male bonding). We told a passing girl to smile n then called her frigid when she glared #amymulvaney not #dylanmulvaney

Day 3 of being a boy. I rode my bike aggressively in a pedestrian zone, talked to a shop assistants cleavage, asked mum to fry me an egg n then played the PS till 4am (burping coke and farting). Not sure if I'm coming down with manflu🤔. I'm transman #AmyMulvaney #DylanMulvaney

On day 2 of boyhood I'm manspreading on the bus in to inform walmart I'm trans, for my male gender pay gap increase, and to get some new shopping shorts to show of my new packers that mermaids recommended. Which packer? Camo's the one that's got the masc hang right?

Day 1 of being a boy. I have punched 3 walls, sent a dick pick to my teacher and stood around uncomfortably at the mall. When someone asked me how I was I was unable to express my emotion so I grunted. How'd I do guys? Good? #DylanMulvaney no #AmyMulvaney transman