Amitai Marmorstein
@AmitaiMars
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Manic Pixie Dream Boi
Joined May 2011
i’m kvelling 😌
Sweet lil piece in which I’m obnoxiously an early riser & get to rave about my talented friends @JulieKimComedy & Henok Meresa & the space to be a weirdo
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legoland was the first professional job i ever had and to this day ezra is still maybe my favourite character i’ve ever played. watching y’all discover him has been truly surreal and frankly, cool as shit
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i’ve never minded anything less. this rules. pls tag me in all of it
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i hate to make this kind of post but i think we as a theatre community need to have a serious soul searching conversation and decide once and for all whether plays in vancouver start at 730 or 8pm
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the thing i missed the most about doing theatre is my non theatre friends and family telling me to “break a leg…but NOT literally! 😂”
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anyways the movie looked awesome i really hope someone makes it fr
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last night in my dream i watched a trailer for a movie starring timothée chalamet as joey calendar, the man who invented the calendar. i can’t tell if my subconscious was wryly satirizing the biopic genre or if it’s simply just dumb
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i think jack-o’-lanterns crooked toothed little smiles are so cute
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vancouver must have gotten those ballots printed at the same place that does those giant novelty cheques
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if i were in a james bond movie i would keep calling him jimmy until they fired me
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being a football fan is wild cuz every play there’s like a 2% chance you witness something so awful that it makes you wish the sport had never been invented
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“c’mon put it on with us” me: nahh “why not?” me: because i don’t believe in god “WHO CARES”
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if this kid manages to escape he’s gonna be the next jackie mason i swear
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“have u put on tefillin today?” me: thanks but i’m good “you’re not good. ur amazing but ur not good” 😂
Shanah Tovah to all who celebrate, but especially the Hasidic teens who told @AmitaiMars “you’re not good, but you’re amazing” when he declined their prayer.
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ahhh new york city! the place where everyone i follow on twitter is from
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*me seeing someone enter the restroom ahead of me without any bags at all, not even a jacket* wow it must be nice to have someone special in ur life
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