"Why does your hat say PUP?" "@puptheband is a band from Canada." "OK, but what about dogs?" "I am aware of dogs. Dogs are tight too."

Tyson's Cheeks. #TysonPaul

RIP Pat Tillman, you would’ve loved the military’s new robot dogs. #SaluteToService

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

I voted third party but the @TimWalzGov Hot Dish came out great. #Election2024

The Left got a little too PC so I changed all of my opinions about the economy, social issues, systemic racism, health care, and history.

.@KendallCaroline

Also, more people should use distinct forms of "The" and "Thee". Love giving a subject the "Thee" to make it seem more significant.

TFW you're still thinking about the point Mom made about local governments endorsing certain tax measures.

Ballin with the fallen?

Ask me about my European rock collection.....

Woman of the Hour was a decent watch but barely covered the tip of the iceberg of Alcala's actual serial killings...

Getting real tired of trying to make sense of the synchronicities.

Thanks I hate it

I re-registered to vote online in California at https://t.co/Yv29adbPd5 #VoteCalifornia.

THE F1 ACCOUNT PUT A TIMING ON THE LIZARD 😭😭😭😭

Nevermind watching the US win anything in the Olympics. The real pleasure is watching French athletes take Ls in front of rabid home crowds in sports ranging from fencing to table tennis and badminton.

Ok yeah I am back, and it will soon be everyone's problem.

Wouldn't a twitter comeback be so funny??? Anyways I wrote a thing:

FUCK THE INTERMITTENT FASTING

The @LBDirtbags fans (who are still here) doing everything they can to spark an extra innings rally