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This website straight ass bro what are we doing here
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I can’t believe a hacker got access to every blue check account on all of Twitter and instead of derailing the global economy or sparking geopolitical conflict or some other wild apocalypse shit they just did a fucking runescape doubling money scam
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idk man I don't know if I like the new direction Armada's going with his new videos
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Ludwigs cat looks like it vaguely remembers being a human in its past life and is desperately clinging to those memories as cat psychology starts to increasingly take over its cognition
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I log on to Twitter to post a joke. I tweet “Ultimate is kind of like playing melee but with really big shoes on”. Hungrybox quote retweets me and says “you know what they say about big feet”. A Hungrybox fan dms me my address.
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2013: Nintendo tries to pull melee from Evo
2015: Project M ceases development to avoid legal consequences from Nintendo
2018: Reggie talks on ESPN about how Nintendo doesn’t like UCF, tournaments largely abandon it altogether
2020: community begs for more Nintendo involvement
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mid tier main: man it's so fucking annoying that commentators don't know anything about the frame data of my obscure character
commentators: isn't it wild that we exist as digital entities, and yet those watching us are no more real than we are
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Melee players now all play a modded version of vanilla melee which changes fundamental dash and stage mechanics, so I think it's about time we stop pretending like we are meaningfully different from the popular brawl mod which changes airdodge and landing lag mechanics
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Hbox fresh out the emergency room is gonna 3-1 Sfat and pop off so hard that he projectile vomits blood into the crowd
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At Xanadu the fire alarm went off game 5 of this set and these two complete psychos were ready to perish in the flames of hell if it meant they could take the set
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Post leffen vs hbox: melee really needs changes. There’s something very fundamentally wrong that allows for degenerate gameplay patterns like this
Post zain vs jmook: what’s better than this? Melee at Genesis! What a joy to watch competitors give it their all
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Every time this video pops up on my timeline I'm forced to confront the reality that this just actually what Fox McCloud is like in our game
My suggested reasonable buffs, for a reasonably honest character 🙏
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ibdw: I think axe needs to improve in his weak matchups to be a consistent supermajor theat
axe: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Smashboards Pikachu forums, and I’ve been involved in numero
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lmfao randomly found this thing I never posted in my documents folder
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“I love melee so much omg I wouldn’t quit for 100 million dollars” bro none of you make it through a single tournament without complaining about some nonsense
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Probably my favorite part of amsa's rise to top 3 in the world is that the entire community is like "any character can do it, you just have to work hard" except for sheik players who are all collectively like "We will never make it, a fucking solo yoshi won a major before we did"
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Mfs be like “I hate the ditto”, my brother in christ we all hate fighting your character too
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Imagine if melee players were like the ultimate community and regularly said shit like “yo smash 64 Pikachu is so insanely broken he has invulnerable recovery blah blah blah blah” even though we couldn’t tell you what the legal stages are in that game
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The real loser in all of this is our poor friend lloD, who has become a medical doctor just in time for that to become a very, very uncool thing to juggle with melee
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Hilarious so many people are getting on leffens case for his usual pretourney “maybe I won’t go” bit, especially given that 99% of you would easily choose a weekend with a girlfriend and a puppy over hanging out with people who think a video calling you a murderer had good points
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It’s so insane that moky is this years jmook and jmook is this years zain
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Zain: *defeats cody*
Smashers: Ah, you know, Fox vs Marth.
Cody: *defeats zain*
Smashers: You know, I think Leffen was wrong! I think Fox actually clearly wins this matchup, I just think all the Foxes complain about everything!
Zain: *defeats cody*
Smashers: ah, you know.
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Watched Genesis with my 10 year old daughter yesterday, effectively her first time watching Melee.
When aMSa beat Zain she had tears in her eyes. She did the Wakanda pose and said “
#yoshkanda
forever” — which is the sort of pop culture crossover I can celebrate
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The most annoying thing about melee is the insane gap between how good it feels to move well and how bad it feels to move poorly
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The year is 2021 - Mr. Wizard puts melee back at Evo, hoping the prize pool of a single gamecube controller pisses the community off enough for the event to tank. Someone finds out the controller has pode & good ledgedashes and it’s the most highly attended event in Evo history.
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Whoa, a big region PR came out today! Time for
1. Guy who is happy
2-5. Guy who is angry he’s below another guy
6-9. People who generally jump around this range every season
10-15. WOOOOOOOOO
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The idea of a potential melee player claiming they’d get into melee if it had no L canceling feels like sisyphus complaining that he would love pushing the Boulder up the hill if only he could wear a tank top while doing it
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Some 2023 predictions based on ranked being out:
- Golden age of melee DK now that mojomonkey/akir/moe/da can get some visibility without traveling
- European players get to play with leffen more without having to navigate the arcane ritual of getting ignored in the dms
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ok new ruleset - wobbling is legal but you MUST take a selfie while doing it like the OG wobble god
@Sam_Klebanoff
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*aiden, in alternate reality* Hbox, we ejected the disk and you’re actually right, this isn’t melee this is my “ucf causes phantoms” parody iso burned to a mini disk. My mistake!
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The gamecube controller is terrible. You could consider it a direct bodily risk to players who play a more technical style. I use it for as many games as possible, at every opportunity.
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Ambi's helpful discourse translation book:
- "Smash": Super Smash Bros: Ultimate
- "Smash Melee": Super Smash Bros. Melee (being talked about by FGC person)
- "Melee": Super Smash Bros. Melee (being talked about by Melee person)
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You guys all hate Nintendo until Nintendo tweets “happy birthday melee ;)” and then you all cry your guts out about being acknowledged
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Saw this in a dance game discord and it spoke to me as a melee player
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Ultimate player playing melee for the first time: god I hate upthrow upair, this shit is so broken and easy
Fox player playing marth for the 10,000th time: god I hate upthrow upair, this shit doesn’t even work
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Smashers be like “it’s unbelievable people call me sexist or racist just because they disagree with me” and then you dig into the thread and the thing they disagree on is some shit like whether or not it’s okay to say you have “yellow fever”
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Can’t express enough how utterly incomprehensible it feels to me that one guy thought he could own something we all built together
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I still can't believe that the dbfz community got to do cell screams and all our lameass crowds ever came up with was fucking dreamland clapping
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Holy moly the div 2 matches next week are some salty suite type shit
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Smash Twitter is just one guy saying some shit like “I think we should turn pokeballs back on” and seven hundred people getting mad at each other
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I don’t love the timer discourse but I especially don’t love ultimate players weighing in by psychoanalyzing our community’s ruleset decisions; you guys wanna ban a new character every 6 days I’ve stopped bothering to keep track of it
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Casual smashers: I’m tired of competitive smashers treating us like the scum of the earth
Competitive smashers: holy shit, you like smash? I fuckin love smash dude which games do you like? Yeah the new one is cool, I don’t play it much but it’s a good game I think, if you want w
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The ginger "what would happen if we all retired" poll way less funny now that he retired one day after posting it :(
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If you’re a top player and your excuse to kick people off setups is “this is my job” then excuse me for being unsympathetic — regular people spend $600 traveling to these events and you “pros” not only get your tickets paid for but feel no obligation to bring your own setups
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I understand that it's funny to see zain blow up the fox players but why is everybody acting like it's unreasonable for foxes to be flirting with the idea of playing a secondary in that matchup? Armada played fucking young link vs hungrybox and everybody called it big brained
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Sorry if your YouTube comments saying “fuck Nintendo” are taking a while to appear, the content filter thinks it is offensive and I have to approve them all manually
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Also goes without saying but if you’re from a different gaming scene and you think this is a fun time to dunk on the smash community please kindly fuck yourself, the only difference between our community and yours is that your community is full of cowards who let this shit slide
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Smashers: I can’t believe this seeding is so biased towards recency, people who seed tournaments are such a joke
Also smashers: pikachu is good, but peach....... is very bad
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Good morning to everybody except the dude in New England Melee who did a $500 money match and then tried to pull the “it’s just a prank bro” card after getting 5-0d
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This quad stream is the most insane shit ive ever seen, it's like the tukhouse stream in a fever dream where every match is a top 8 qualifier at a major
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Why can’t this deranged corporation leave our tiny community alone
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Chroma/slime commentary blowing any commentary I’ve heard for the last six months out of the water
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The really amazing thing about melee is that we can all find our own unique ways to have fun playing it. For example: did you guys know there are people out there who enjoy Luigi’s presence in the game? I swear I’m not making this up.
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Bro these melee players aren’t even good at smash, all they know how to do is abuse glitches, memorize the range of all the moves, learn to position themselves perfectly, download their opponent’s habits, rapid recall which options beat other options, react to escape options, lea
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Concept: “homie taunting” in which you taunt once they respawn and give them a free opening
Pros:
- optional for opponent
- gives your opponent agency to do something cool to make up for their SD
Cons:
- could be interpreted as a genuine taunt
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After doing long distance with my girlfriend for almost 3 years, we signed a lease to move in together this weekend.
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It’s truly insane to me how potentially catastrophic this could have been but instead will just be a funny footnote in the never ending saga of boomers not knowing how to use computers
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Super stoked to say that I’ve accepted a role at Riot Games 🥳 I’ll be moving to LA in February so catch me there soon
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Thinkin about how we made a whole ass documentary about all the ways Nintendo has fucked with our community and people had the nerve to reply to it saying it was “outdated” and that Nintendo “supports tournaments now”
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Plup vs Prince Abu - The Weirdest Set Ever Played
A short film by Melee Stats
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Love when peach mains on here post like "I have a few instructive examples on how to edgeguard marth, hope you guys like it uwu :3" and the clips all look like this
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Remember when Nintendo took notice of an unusually hardcore subgroup of players so dedicated to an oldschool Nintendo game that they went out of their way to mod the game in new and better ways, and in response Nintendo released two commercially successful games aimed at them
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The thing is about hungrybox popoffs is that we created them. Many years of tiny nudges, financial incentives, reinforcement learning from human feedback. The popoffs are an emergent phenomenon — if you don’t like them, your issue is with the ecosystem
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I think all of the bans that have been handed out recently become much easier to understand when you realize we can actually just ban people for being too annoying
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Why is my favorite player not number 1? Melee rankings are a game of contradictions.
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The year is 2033. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is rereleased for the Nintendo Gamerbox. It costs $130 dollars. When you press A, nothing happens for three seconds, while stalfos attack you. “Always great to see the old classics again” say fans.
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On the one hand - many community leaders independently corroborating, and the entire arc of history. On the other hand, they do say they didn’t do it. Who can truly say who is at fault here
Nintendo has issued a full statement on why it declined to grant Smash World Tour a license to operate third-party Super Smash Bros. tournament.
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I wonder how many details like this will emerge, where control over events is slowly eroded and conceded to some nebulous body in exchange for some nebulous benefit for some nebulous group of people
ah so nintendo gets veto power over commentary now and we get ??????
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*In the board room with melee stats*
Edwin: How do we get the twitter account to 10k
Ambi: What if we rebrand to "Smash Local Results That Go Hard"
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Late stage capitalism will destroy every part of every thing you love, leaving behind a Scene of Theseus which bears no resemblance to what originally drew you in the first place
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Nintendo hates us, Nintendo has always hated us, and Nintendo will continue to hate us until the end of time no matter what we do
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@DthrowDtilt
"he was better than my ideal dream self" is fucking me up I can't stop thinking about it
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Probably the most petty thing I've ever done is the time I overheard some dude whining to about how he lost to my "braindead fox" on stream and his friend tried to comfort him by saying "they never upload the vods anyways", so I went home and uploaded them myself
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I don’t wanna hear nobody talking about how they would stomp top players if they went back in time when a time capsule sheik main from 2007 just won the summit spot
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Concept: a tier list explicitly only ranking the characters between mario and bowser, with the panelists being only low tier players
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