Amber Lane
@Amberilloh
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szn 1 Next Level Chef šŖ
Austin, Texas
Joined February 2009
*facing several dilemmas that could use tangible effort* Outloud to myself: Maybe I should just sit and eat some pickles till I feel better.
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for someone who never even went to the principals office, I sure do worry about my death row meal a lot.
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The weird thing about being divorced is years later youāll randomly start crying because you remember how much you loved your mother-in-law and miss her š
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I donāt want to hear knives scraping toast anymore and we can fight about it if you need to.
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Yāall better be tweeting @BuzzFeedFood about how relatable this is so I can be an article #glizzygang
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obviously I canāt come, Iām going to my lash ladyās dogs fifth birthday that day. grow up. #realexcusesivemade
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all men choose a specific appliance not to own, and then get incredibly proud of that. #hottake #menbelike #idontevenowna
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The most important thing to know in life is whether or not your nemesis has a twin.
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you havenāt LIVED until a 20 something tells you that youāre in your āicon eraā š„¹
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for someone who doesnāt have the proper equipment I sure have screamed SUUUCKKK IIITTTTT at LeBron a lot during this game no jinxies but iām loving this
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#Mcdonalds @Sprite will make you feel so alive. Thatās why I donāt let myself drink it .
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itās almost 2 AM and I couldnāt sleep due to obsessing over ordering a new mandolin #cheflife
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Iām tired. I just wanna eat beef and watch basketball. #bigmood
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Do you ever wish that for just ONCE, you could say WHATEVER BITCHES, and the bitches would indeed actually just whatever
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Cold reach outs for your fitness and nutrition company, are in fact rude. Leave me alone about my waist iām on linkedin rn!
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