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Nerdy engineer by day, friendly neighborhood rogue by night!

Joined January 2020
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
11 months
Hey men. Just out of curiosity, if a woman said she’d support you financially if you did all the housework and cared for the children, how many of you would sign up for that gig?
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
11 months
I would like to congratulate President Musk on his clever method of circumventing the constitutional clause that the president must be born in America.
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
11 months
Thank god they got rid of smallpox before the antivaxxers showed up or we’d all be at risk of a catastrophe that would make Covid look like small change.
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
1 year
Pro-“lifers”: We don’t want to kill babies! Me: Oh right, because you prefer to go for the package deal. 2 for 1 special. I get it.
@ABCNewsLive
ABC News Live
1 year
A 28-year-old mother dies after being denied care for a miscarriage. ProPublica reporter Kavitha Surana joins @kyraphillips to discuss her reporting on Texas abortion restrictions.
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
1 year
Indigenous People’s Day - colonists appeasing their guilt by pretending that a special day 500 years later makes up for a stolen continent. And I say that as someone who thinks it’s logistically impossible to give it back and doesn’t want to try.
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
1 year
Apparently this guy is incapable of self reflection even after being told that women prefer being ripped apart by wild animals over spending a night in his company.
@Chase31479778
Chase-269ARMedic
1 year
@Noellenarwhal @alanpaulk @dykesocks @DLgodlessbitch Lmao yeah go ahead and cuddle up with that grizzly! I am paying good money to watch that blood bath happen!! All you women that say bear over men are too stupid to be alive & deserve to actually go & try the bear experience out IRL!! I know every man wants to watch it & laugh
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
1 year
Wonder if her name is Elizabeth….
@woofknight
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken
1 year
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
1 year
The DM after you survive the big boss fight 😆 #dnd #ttrpg
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
1 year
We should find some tiny, politically unimportant country with the right geographical features, make it the permanent site of the Olympics, and then have countries compete for the right to do the opening ceremony. Making countries set up a site to only be used once is dumb.
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
2 years
The Virgin Mary had a baby by IVF.
@ask_aubry
AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝
2 years
They are coming for IVF and equating it to r*pe.
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
2 years
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
2 years
The elves are totally real. They run the computer and if you displease them they will Blue-Screen-of-Death you 😆 (joke)
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@BDaveWalters
Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE
2 years
Always repost
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
2 years
Always have an independent source of income - the alternative is risking getting financially trapped with someone like this.
@Eric_Conn
Eric Conn
2 years
Perhaps the greatest scam of all time… Corporate bosses (read: men) convincing women that true liberation would be found sitting in a cubicle slaving away for them (men) instead of building a household and serving a husband who loves her. #MakeMotherhoodGreatAgain
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
2 years
And sometimes the things be learned is “That guy is stupid, don’t do what he did.”
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
2 years
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
2 years
Later we find that the blue rock turned out to be uncut turquoise worth a few hundred bucks, and condemn the man for cheating a child 🤣
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
2 years
Apparently “alpha” is Greek for “idiot.”
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
2 years
Dude, why do you think rogues get sneak attack? 😆 #dnd #ttrpg
@FrothyFriar
Frothy Friar Publishing
2 years
How the hell is this 1d4 damage?
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@AmberAnna391
Anna
2 years
Totality in Austin, TX. Pictures don’t do it justice.
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