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RT @CynicalTherapi1: Today I stopped because two squirrels were fucking in the road. While I was stopped, I figured I should try to get a p….
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RT @narcopathaware: If you confront them or threaten to expose them, there will be hell to pay.
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RT @TheWeirdWorld: As an adult I still get excited when a restaurant gives me a bendy straw for my drink.
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RT @TheWeirdWorld: We have space travel and self driving cars, but all I want is Google Translate for dogs so I can talk to them about my d….
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