Good to be among my brethren in our early morning last minute Christmas shopping. You can spot us because we haven’t showered yet, we’re not wearing socks and almost exclusively dressed in “athleisure wear”. Most are clutching coffee. Merry Christmas men. We’ve almost made it!

“Where we are not consciously relying on God, there we shall inevitably be found relying on ourselves.” Sobering reminder from J.I. Packer this morning.

If milk is polite and cream is indulgent, eggnog is milk that put on a smoking jacket and started telling stories about the old country. Eggnog isn’t trying to be refreshing. It’s trying to hug you until you stop feeling things. It seems like ChatGPT 5.2 got some sass! 3/3

My favorite quotes: Eggnog is a holiday milkshake that decided to major in dairy and minor in chaos. Think custard that didn’t quite become pudding, then someone said, “What if we drink this?” and Christmas said, “Absolutely.” 2/3

I've lived in America for 17 years and never had eggnog until this year when some genius showed me that if you add Coke to it, you get something that tastes like a Coke float. So I got curious. What is eggnog?? Because on its own, it's not that great. So I asked ChatGPT. 1/3

My wife knows me well.

Do I have any followers who are paid members of the Apple Developer Program? 🤔

Bad theology leads to bad behavior.

There was - of course - also eggs, sausages, orange juice and fresh fruit. 🤦‍♂️

Anyone else? "Dad there's no breakfast food." "There's bread, cereal and yoghurt." "I can't find the bread, there's no milk for the cereal and we have no yoghurt." Proceed to put bread, milk and yoghurt on the table. 🙄

God’s will is not contingent on anyone else’s.

I love America and I'm glad I'm an American. But on any given day, I don't know what's worse; our healthcare system or our banking system.

Okay, who has a Sora 2 invite code for me?

You can’t avoid loneliness if the person you are in relationship with doesn’t want to be present with themself.

I defy you to find a more painful user experience than adding money to your child's Microsoft account.

Dr. Langberg’s post = my thoughts, but with clarity, brevity, and sans flailing hand gestures. Bravo. 👏

Read this through tears on waking today and have thought about it all day with more tears.

In unhealthy relationships, people walk on eggshells to avoid conflict. They tell you what you want to hear. In healthy relationships, people have the courage to address conflict. They tell you what you need to hear. Silence protects fragile ties. Candor strengthens real bonds.

I heard @ChipotleTweets was cutting back on portion sizes but didn’t realize things had got this bad. This was my salad dressing. 🤣

Hey Emma, I'm not looking for turf Hey Matt, I'm not looking for a new roof Hey Monica, I'm not looking for a new job Hey Nicole, I'm not looking to install a pool So glad that iOS 26 has a way to automatically deal with spam txt messages!