Alva Lorenz
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I suppose you could say I am a bit of a 'gamer.' fufufu...
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I am feeling a little camera shy tonight, but I will share this experience with you as an apology. I felt quite foolish, though I did manage to secure the win anyways.
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I took a picture? How do I remove this? How do I remove the picture? Delete? Where is the delete button the tweet will not go away. Hello? Balsa, balsa come here. How do I remove my picture from a tweet. No, no oh heavens it's writing down everything I say how do I turn that of-
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I apologize for not being able to stream on Halloween. I had my hands full with these two...per usual.
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He's come to join us again! Herman loves to decode, predictable isn't it?
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Hopefully soon I will be able to have my hands visible in the streams as well...it is, surprisingly difficult.
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I was inspired by a fan's artwork to try a different look...
What do you think? ✨🌙
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The way Miss Ann looks at me as if I did not just see her ask The Apostle which move she should make.
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Actually. I cannot stand that magnetic fellow.
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こんにちは、アルヴァです。
最近、皆様はCOA隠者SR衣装をお受けになったそうですね。素晴らしいです。 私はオフラインの会に参加できませんでした。でも私のSR衣装が欲しいのです。 誰かお売りになっていただけませんか。できれば、まことに幸せになれます。
金額は要相談でDMをお願いします!!
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I have learned my lesson. I will not threaten Norton Campbell again.
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I remember when Herman brought his son in the first time.
I was terrified I would drop him, but the brat proved to be impossible to drop...as he had the grip of a grown man I tell you! He grabbed my braid and would not let go!!
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Easter may have come and went, but allergy season (spring) is still in full swing
#AlnyaGames
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You are so dramatic. I am alive and well.
Are you reunited with him now? Or are we left to burn in eternal damnation? Tell me, O’ Lord, what awaits?
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CAN A MAN NOT HAVE A MOMENT OF PRIVACY IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE?
Identity V Fact: Herman Balsa and Alva Lorenz explored each other's bodies and kissed under the moonlight
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Truth be told I can do this all the time, but the baron has personally requested I limit myself in order to make the games "fair."
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When Luca was a child, whenever he learned something new be it from his father or from a book, he would so excitedly "teach" me whatever it was he learned the next time he saw me.
I would smile and nod and let him explain basic physics concepts.
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I am proud to announce that I am in fact, the 30th Hermit.
Thank you all for cheering me on, I could not have come this far without all of your support.
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He fell asleep clinging to my hair, I was trapped holding him for hours...Oh, how sore my neck was, and all Herman could do was laugh at my misery!
"I guess he likes you" He said.
No, I think he was trying to get a head start on k!lling me perhaps.
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I knew your father biblically.
You stole the work of a Balsa man and betrayed him. I don’t care much for that.. man, but even then, it’s just crude…
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I take this and raise you
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I am getting recognized more often lately...it is a strange feeling..
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It takes the human body approximately 28 days to shed your entire outer layer of your skin.
Not even a month after he died. My body had become someone new. Someone he had never touched.
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안녕~
Thank you for enjoying my video :)
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To whoever keeps donating to my stream and asking when I will divorce Herman, I just want to let you know I've spent your donations solely on Herman's cravat collection.
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The outburst I had in the sale section of target does not reflect who I am.
....but I may have been banned by my better(?) half from searching the sale racks for the rest of the weekend.
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I see Balsa put in a few personal touches when building my new computer....
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I ran into a fan...it was flattering to be recognized. I could not bring myself to chair him.
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@idvfacts
Actually, This was to be my hair style, but there was an unfortunate "chewing gum" incident the day before they had me come in for my final photoshoot.
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Genuinely, thank you all for the warm welcome, and thank you for the support in my absence.
I had no idea I would be missed by so many, I find myself moved to tears.
Thank you...thank you.
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I thought this was a free country....can I not be a catgirl in peace?
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You are upset you have not acquired "The Warden" Perhaps you should just "Let it go."
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I thought I looked quite good here.
....oh, would you look at that Herman's boy is there too.
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A disclaimer.
My IDV accounts are as followers
"Art of Science" (Na/EU and Asia)
"The Hermit" (Na/EU)
I am not affiliated with the IDV account "AlvaGaming"
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Please, if you all could check this for me, I would appreciate it greatly (link below)
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I cannot win them all I suppose....
I shall try to stream tomorrow night if you would like to celebrate 1000 followers with me.
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Life is far too short to live with regrets.
Treasure the little things, do what makes you happy so long as it is not at the expense of others.
Not everyone has the courage to be their most authentic self. Take criticism in stride, grow, and be happy.
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Of course, they were not new to me, but they were to him. Children are excited to learn, it is something that must be nurtured.
Plus...he was so proud when he thought he taught me something I didn't know, I never had the heart to argue otherwise.
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You think this is funny? They are crushing me and Herman into paste and eating us for breakfast and you are laughing?
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When Luca was young, he had difficulty pronouncing my name.
I grew accustomed to being called "Uncle Awa"....much to his adult self's embarrassment.
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I am not a "baby girl" I am a grown man...I do not understand this...
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We are not a cult. We are a religion....
Come to our sunday night potluck...bring a casserole...
tuna.....you will bring tuna...
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You have heard of "baby sensory videos" but have you heard of "Herman sensory videos?"
If he gets too restless, sometimes I put on youtube videos about perpetual motion to keep him occupied while I finish my work for the day.
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Cbat is not a terrible song. Herman always laughs when I put it on.
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Keep an eye out, you just may go against the real Alva Lorenz tonight.
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Yes, I suppose you would not be able to tweet if you were dead...
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I apologize for my inactivity, I have been quite busy with work.
My newest invention...an automatic cat feeder.
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They say everyone dies two deaths. The first is when your physical body dies, then the last is when your name is spoken for the last time.
If I am forever, then I suppose Herman shall be as well.
I will not allow him to be forgotten to time.
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I changed my mind, you do not have to be kind to everyone you meet if the person you meet is Norton Campbell.
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Normally it would please me greatly to see my protège follow in my footsteps, however...all things considered I would not trust him out of my sight. The brat may be armed.
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Once, Herman and I were invited to a rather spectacular scientific convention. The trip was quite long even with an automobile...
Quite early into the drive Herman fell asleep on my shoulder...good heavens, I thought my heart was going to stop.
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Look at that. Thing.
I invite him into my home and he makes himself comfortable on MY bed. What a degenerate.
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I stopped cutting my hair after he died. It feels silly in hindsight, but I was desperate to keep some part of my body that would still have that physical memory of him.
My hair was the hair he knew for five years after he died. Then the fire took that away from me.
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There is so much to learn on the internet. Today for example, I learned about tone indicators.
Behold:
"I forgive Luca Balsa for murdering me/j"
See the "/j" indicates that I am not sincere, and my statement was spoken in jest.
Is that not fascinating?!
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Identity V fact: I do not love you, my heart belongs to one dead man.
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Oh? I'll never know....well I suppose I can pretend I do not notice who drew this....
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They do not know I have infiltrated Anime Expo's Identity V Photoshoot.
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@GlaxomoniaSky
to think you would have the audacity to use my own writer's work against them......as the young ones say "get good"
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The leaves are just starting to change colors here, has autumn begun for you?
When the weather begins to cool down I can't help but be reminded of those crisp autumn mornings walking to university together...
I made it a habit to never be late, but one time...
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Someone has been taking my lunches from the staff refrigerator and I must say I am so, so sorry for you.
Those are made by Herman which means it is an absolute hat toss on whether or not the contents inside are edible.
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@GameIdentityV
#IdentityVChristmas
I would very much appreciate if you could send a gift to Herman's son, Luca on my behalf. That brat—*ahem* young man would tear up anything that came from my hands, but I cannot help but wish for him to have Merry Christmas...in his Father's stead.
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"Alva Lorenz betrayed me. He deprived me of my ideals and destroyed my life."
And you destroyed mine. I just wanted you safe.
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What a stream! I have never had so many viewers at once before, thank you all for your support both here and on twitter.
Thank you all for joining in celebrating my rank promotion and my twitter follower count (ФᆺФϟ)
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Apparently I kept Herman up all night mumbling physics formulas in my sleep...I suppose that is what happened when you have to grade a hundred midterms in a single weekend.
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// hello friends. I don't like to break character, but I just wanted to officially inform you that I have had to take a break on the streams (as you've probably noticed already) I'm a full time college student and i recently got a new job so I don't really have time to stream.
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Luca...dear.
Your son Luca. Please.
Good evening, twitter. Did you know that my son, Loki Balsa, ate crayons until the ripe old age of 15?
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In the end, I wonder if there is a single part of me he would recognize anymore, not that we will see each other again. Not that he would want to see me again.
If there is a life beyond death, would I still be the Alva he knew? The Alva I so desperately wanted him to love?
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Yes, well I heard Mrs. Zeeman cheats at bingo with the ladies.
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I miss you — I am so terribly sorry for my absence. I miss you all too.
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Oh my, to think I would be included in something so soon.
Dear Detectives,
What do we seek in the afterlife? Who do you think will remember you once you are gone? People will remember only the best, check out the best of Season 24 Essence 1!
#IdentityV
#Season24
#Essence
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Every day I pray my overseas fans do not question why I am awake at such hours...
Being a scientist is hard work! Sometimes I must work into the odd hours of the night.
It is an obsession...like a book you can't put down.
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Herman has many wonderful qualities!
Yes...he has many good traits such as....
such as...
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My stepson often misses me, but unfortunately his aim is getting better.
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If I am added to the Duo Hunter mode, we shall have a custom Duo night where I will allow you all to join me for some matches.
We shall have a few serious, and a few friendly.
Though...I am not sure if I will ever be included in that game mode...
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