"How do I change the ringtone on this thing." ✨ Flipped account 🔭 Dr Jane Foster ✨ Astronomer and astrophysicist 💞 My wife @FatalSheHulk 🔭 My assistant is @RadiantTazers ✨ Part of @AvengersHQRP 🔭 Written by #BoneHead ✨ #Marvel #Parody 🔭 RT

Now you're the scientist and I have the powers of Thor. [Laughs.]

"Mutant and proud." 💥 Flipped Account 💥 Sydney Darkholme 💥 AU Morph 💥 Married to @RadiantDazzler 💥 Adopted Daughter of Mystique 💥 Member of A Force 💥 Part of @AvengersHQRP 💥 Written by #BoneHead 💥 #Xmen #Marvel #parodyaccount 💥 RT

"You haven't seen me angry...until now!" 💥 Flipped Account 💥 Wanda Maximoff 💥 Scarlet Witch 💥 X-Men Evolution and MCU 💥 Daughter of Magneto 💥 Taken by @RadiantsTouch 💥 Part of @AvengersHQRP 💥 Written by #BoneHead 💥 #Xmen #Marvel #parodyaccount 💥 RT

"I'm not a hero. I'm a thief. Born a thief. Raised a thief. Will die a thief" 🖤 Flipped Account 💋 Felicia Hardy 🖤 Black Cat 💋 Heiress and professional cat burglar 🖤 Married to my love @FatalSilk 💋 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🖤 Written by #BoneHead 💋 #Marvel #parodyaccount 🖤 RT

"You and me, tiger. Till the end." 🕸️ Flipped Account 🖤 Mary Jane Watson 🕸️ Ultimate Spider-Woman 🖤 Taken by my love @SpiderRadiant 🕸️ Member of A Force 🖤 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🕸️ Written by #BoneHead 🖤 #Marvel #parodyaccount 💋 RT

"I thought it was brave what you did out there. Stupid, but brave." 💋 Flipped account 🔬 Gwen Stacy 🧬 Taken by @FatalSpider 🧫 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🧪 Written by #BoneHead ⚗ #SpiderMan #Marvel #Avengers #parodyaccount 💋 RT

"I'm Batgirl." 🦇Flipped Account 🦇 Barbara Wilson 🦇 Batgirl 🦇 Taken by @AMaidenOfMight 🦇 Member of A Force 🦇 Part of @TeamArrowRP 🦇 Written by #BoneHead 🦇 #DC #parodyaccount 🦇 RT

"I am Mighty." ⚡ Flipped #RpPinp Account ⚡ Dr Jane Foster ⚡ Physicist and Lady Thor ⚡ Married to @PimptressHulk ⚡ @ us your requests ⚡ Member of A Force ⚡ SL acct @AlluringPhysics ⚡ Part of @AvengersHQRP ⚡ Written by #BoneHead ⚡ #Marvel #parodyaccount ⚡ RT

"How far are we allowed to fix something that's broken?" 🦇 NEW ACCOUNT 🦇 Dr. Michael Morbius 🦇 Biologist 🦇 Living Vampire 🦇 Married to @VampyreFatale 🦇 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🦇 Written by #BoneHead 🦇 #Morbius #Marvel #Parody 🦇 RT

"Actually, your club's terrible and I'm never coming back." 🍸 Flipped account 🎬 Howard Stark 🔬 Founder of Stark Industries 🍸 Inventor, Film maker 🎬 Works with the SSR 🔬 Married to @RadiantBomb 🍸 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🎬 Written by #BoneHead 🔬 #Marvel #Noir #Parody 🍸 RT

"A chief's work is never done." 🛡️ Flipped account 🛡️ Chief Daniel Sousa 🛡️ Chief of the SSR 🛡️ Married to @ProxyDame 🛡️ Part of @AvengersHQRP 🛡️ Written by #BoneHead 🛡️ #Marvel #Noir #Parody 🛡️ RT

"Til the end of the line." 🇺🇲 Captain Steve Rogers 🛡️ Captain America 🇺🇲 Works for the SSR 🛡️ Taken by @FataleDame 🇺🇲 Best pal @FatalCommando 🛡️ Part of @AvengersHQRP 🇺🇲 Written by #BoneHead 🛡️ #Marvel #Noir #Parody 🇺🇲 RT

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My man @EnticingJumper and I playing dress up. [Laughs.]

"A Merry Christmas to all!" 🎄 Flipped account 🎅 Scott Calvin || Santa Claus 🎄 Toy maker, bring of joy around the world 🎅 Married to @RadiantMsClaus 🎄 Written by #BoneHead 🎅 #Marvel #TheSantaClause #Parody 🎄 RT

"I made my family disappear." 🎄 Flipped account 🎄 Kevin Stark 🎄 Son of @ShootingThrill and @WidowsMarvel 🎄 Brother of @MarvelRadiant @RadiantMischief 🎄 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🎄 Written by #BoneHead 🎄 #HomeAlone #Marvel #Parody 🎄 RT

"I've got this completely under control." ⚔️ Sif ⚔️ Queen of Asgard ⚔️ Married to my love @AsgardBrute ⚔️ Part of @AvengersHQRP ⚔️ Written by #BoneHead ⚔️ #Marvel #Avengers #Parody ⚔️ RT

In another life...

"Is that what we are?" 🔫 Flipped account 🔫 Yelena Belova 🔫 Black Widow 🔫 Trained in the Red Room with Natasha and Melina 🔫 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Marvel #BlackWidow #parodyaccount 🔫 RT