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SEO Nerd/Parody Acct. Truck/SUV influencer & Automotive Journalist. NSFW. No AUTO PUBLICATION ASSOCIATIONS. Go Gamecocks. Panthers PURR!
Bent Creek, NC
Joined June 2017
I know my parents are 70 but having dinner at 5:30 feels wrong
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One day I thought “Lol what if Jeep just gave me stuff to play with for a week?” Then I had dinner with the CEO in Utah… I make things happen. Who wants to start a weed farm in SC now that weed laws are getting relaxed? I’ll do field work, marketing, and play with guns…
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Bruce looks better in a jean jacket than 90% of my followers
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Why did I let the Panthers get my hopes up ? I’ll never learn
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Today was 60 degrees, like a warm spring day. Tomorrow it’s supposed to ice and feel like -12 with 40 mph winds Mother Nature must be a woman with that INDECISIVE BULLSHIT
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At the hospital for (hopefully) my last leg check up and last set of $70 x-rays if everything healed up properly
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I’ll cook breakfast for ya naked in exchange for these mugs @EricCliett
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calamityware.com
No matter how bad your day is going, these beautiful porcelain mugs graciously remind you things could be much worse. You could also be chased by UFOs, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs....
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Another day another opportunity to disturb yall with my nonsense
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