Stat Guy Blake 🏒📊
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GMU Class of 2018. Data Geek. Father. Fan of the Washington Capitals. Ferrari F1. DC United. Conductor of the Dylan Strome Hype Train
Joined January 2015
I want you to show me on this graph which portion of the game you think you out shot us
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Score doesn’t really reflect reality. I thought it was probably one of our better games of the last few we’ve lost. We outshot them handily for half the game, but unfortunately, we couldn’t get the saves on our end. PP still looks dead, don’t understand why Suzuki and Slaf are
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cool that there are still people complaining about ovechkin celebrating goals. their dads were probably doing it in 2005 as well
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I've heard rumors that the current record holder is traveling with the team and plans to join the on Ice celebration when the record is broken.
broke the all-time goals record with that one, you're lucky the bench didn't clear and there wasn't a 30 minute ceremony
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Ethen Frank slander.
Who deserves the Hart Trophy at the 25% mark of the 2025-26 season? You voted. 🥇 Nathan MacKinnon 🥈 Macklin Celebrini 🥉 Connor Bedard
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why the fuck are you doing all that for a first period goal in an away barn just a fucking annoying ass senior citizen i’m so done with seeing him and that goofy little skinny c on his jersey 😕
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Ovi to Father Time:
Auston Matthews is widely considered the only other player in the NHL who could potentially challenge the goals record. In his age 40 season, Alex Ovechkin is widening the gap. Unbelievable.
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"Since November 17th" intensifies
I have a feeling in a few weeks, there's gonna be a lot of caps related statistics that start with "since November 17th..."
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Absolutely incredible. Unbelievable work here.
@TomGulittiNHL Valid point but you should also point out he has played 25 more games (1512 to 1487) in his career. Just saying.
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Who has the "you killed the man, not the idea" and it'd Strome and Backstrom
Death, taxes and Dylan Strome to Alex Ovechkin. #ALLCAPS
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Well it was 8-4 and an Ovi hatty but I'm calling it close enough.
@LukeCerpinTaxt 5-1 Caps inbound, including a McMike hatty.
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He's gone on hot streaks before but he slowed down when his on Ice shooting percentage came down. Which is why I'm pleased to report his on Ice shooting % is 9%. This is raw skill baby. I love Tom Wilson so much.
Tom Wilson has reached the peak of his powers and it’s beautiful to watch
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I genuinely think he's done this every single year since 2013.
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Death. Taxes. Ovechkin spawning a thousand "is it over for Ovi" takes, only to go on an unreal hot streak.
Ovechkin heating up?
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I have a feeling in a few weeks, there's gonna be a lot of caps related statistics that start with "since November 17th..."
First time Caps have won back-to-back games since late October.
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Huh???
The 49ers are signing kicker Matt Gay, his agents @davidcanter and @nessmugrabi of @aurasportsgroup tell The Insiders. San Francisco worked out a bunch of kickers over the past two days and decided to go with Gay, who was just cut by Washington on Monday.
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Are you even a hockey fan if you aren't obsessed with THAT Rick Nash goal?
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