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AllegedDev

@AllegedDev

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Chaotic evil web dev. Megalomaniacal catgirl maid. LARPs as a game dev. Sacrifices birthday cakes to plushies.

Limsa Lominsa, FL
Joined December 2022
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
29 days
T-3 years until I escape software dev forever. The money’s good. I’m good at it. I just hate it with all my heart lol.
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
1 month
In unrelated news, I hear the protagonist of the next Pokemon game will be Michael Vick.
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
1 month
My kid was playing Pokemon Legends: Z-A and said Pokemon battles seems like dog fighting. You’ve been playing Pokemon for years, and you’re just NOW figuring that out? 🤣
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
1 month
Sad. Wanted to bring the catgirl maid costume out of retirement for Halloween. The wife nixed it because we live in the South. 😭
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
3 months
Discussing Madrid Protocol and Intent-To-Use was not how I envisioned spending my Saturday night.
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
3 months
Repeat after me: if you don’t let your own people criticize your ideas, your competitors will do it for them directly to your customers.
@karomancer
Karina Chow
3 months
I now personally know of two CEOs who might be in the early stages of AI psychosis; changing their company business models to suggestions made by ChatGPT without other input and firing any who challenges the positive perceptions made by AI. South Park was too on the nose.
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
9 months
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy enough vodka to forget why you were unhappy in the first place.
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
9 months
If you ever want solicitors to stop knocking on your door, start asking them how they got past the landmines.
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
9 months
FTFY
@adamwathan
Adam Wathan
9 months
Bald dudes — is it time for me to just shave my head?
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
9 months
I did not have “impale my finger through the nail with a manual hand drill” on my bingo card today, yet here we are.
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
9 months
Back in my day, when people talked about vibe coding, they meant adding Lovense support.
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
10 months
How utterly incompetent do you have to be to accidentally fire the people in charge of your nukes?
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
10 months
Helluva night.
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
10 months
How the fuck do I start a profitable OF? I need to contribute to the dev to adult performer pipeline. Asking for a friend.
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
1 year
Been seeing corporate recruiters on LI talk about “recruiting the spouse”. Dude, if you try to contact my wife to get me to accept an offer, I will drive hundreds of miles just to show up at your office and lay you the fuck out. Know your place headhunters.
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
1 year
Unclear if smokey from fireworks or I’ve stumbled into Silent Hill.
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
1 year
Nicer about it than I am, honestly. I have exactly zero sympathy for the (former) CEO.
@ProfYolonda
profyolonda.bsky.social
1 year
.@UHC denied my surgery two days before it was scheduled. I was in the hospital finance office in tears (when I was supposed to be at the hospital doing pre-op stuff). 1/7
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
1 year
Debating whether or not to ghost the company holiday party.
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
1 year
Did you know that in ancient times, books were made out of paper?! Archaeologists believe you couldn’t even copy/paste the text into other files!
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@AllegedDev
AllegedDev
1 year
Prepping to start running Curse of Strahd for the family next week. I’m only a year late this time! We were supposed to start Halloween 2023. One of them is new to TTRPGs, so I figured I’d ease them in w/ DND. Also haven’t DMed in 20 years, so went for a premade.
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