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Original football stuff written by professional comedians. https://t.co/jE3GPlGxbJ
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Joe Burrow bought a Batmobile. Never one to be outdone, Antonio Brown went batshit crazy.
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Rodgers insists that when Tomlin challenges a call, that they refer to it as a “false flag.”
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Tyreek said this year he wants to hit 2,000 yards. Sure, he can do it. If by “yard,” he means “cervix.”
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Aaron Rodgers is now the oldest Pittsburgh Steeler ever. Unless you count Antonio Brown, who was playing with the brain of a 96 year-old.
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Aaron Rodgers said when he’s done playing, he’s going away, and we won’t see him. “Aaron, could you sign here, and here, and initial here?…”
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The other poker player took exception to Peterson not playing with a full deck.
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Spending two months salary on an engagement ring is a lot easier when you’re unemployed.
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If Derrick Henry hits 2K rushing yards Adam Sandler will put him in a movie. Finally someone who can stiff-arm Rob Schneider out of a cameo.
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