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If Tyreek quits on the #Dolphins, it’ll be the first time he’s pulled out of anything, ever
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Things move slowly in Pittsburgh
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This fan has been banned from #NFL games FOR LIFE. #Dolphins fans, I think I see a way out…
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Fewer people got hurt actually panning for gold in 1849.
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Are the #49ers cursed? Did someone sodomize a box of Rice-A-Roni?…
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Romeo Doubs looking good. 👍🏼
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Turf toe is WAY worse than it sounds. We need a new name for it. Twinkle toe??
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The #Broncos announced their preferred site of a new stadium. If it’s anything like their airport, it’ll be near Kansas.
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The #Jets have been “a quarterback away” for 20 years. At this point they’re a franchise away, from being a franchise.
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Tyreek Hill comedy #Dolphins #Costaki @bobandtom
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#Zen #Jaguars #Panthers #NFLMemes
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This fan has been banned from #NFL games FOR LIFE. #Dolphins fans, I think I see a way out…
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Michael Penix scored on this play. His NAME is almost Penis. Gotta do a Cialis ad!
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“How ‘bout them Las Vegas Raiders?!” #NFL #CrowdWork #Ish #Costaki
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Hey #Dolphins, it’s time to trade your good players and build a new team with Tyreek’s kids
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The #Dolphins made Daniel Jones look like Sam Darnold, which would be a very confusing sentence to someone in 2023
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