Our generation has such an understanding of ennui but like ironically.

RT @Whotfismick: when someone remembers a small detail about you:

RT @THChumor: People keep laughing at my grinder

RT @GeniusPothead: Facts

If you like baths you probably like soft food.

"I only want to get engaged once": goes on #BIP #TheBachelor or #TheBachelorette.

This nation's sport used to be cup stacking. What happened to us?.

When I smoke weed

New rule: if he wouldn't date @brittany_broski he's not for me.

Girls flirting:.Tell me something you've never told anyone else.

I want Sacha Baron Cohen to interview people in the marines but every time he says corps he pronounces it phonetically #sachabaroncohen.

The full moons shining directly between my blinds and my wall. #fullmoon

I'm high and just spent 15 minutes looking for 'Twitter' on my phone. #X.

Hey! Who took away the swirly B at the end of #Barbie, #BarbieMovie, and #BarbieTheMovie ??.

Even #Barbie doesn't have a good day everyday, that makes me feel a little bit better.

We just need a Polly Pocket movie now. #BarbieMovie.

If it's not Joey and Charity at the end I don't want it. #TheBachelorette.

#Barbie should do limited edition print of Thoughts About Death Barbie.

Notice how the conservatives are all upset about the Trans actress but haven't said a word about the (justified) attack on the patriarchy? They want to direct your attention. Because if we start talking about it we can start arguing about it. It gives it a platform. #BarbieMovie.

The fact that we create mountains of trash is astonishing.