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Occasional reviewer of music and general troublemaker at @DevolutionMag. @BritishMensa. @mrdiscopop’s proof-reader. Pronouns: Intergalactic Overlord/Arrrggghh

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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
6 years
Follow or Block? A quick thread for those who are checking out my profile wondering if they should follow me or block me because of something I've said in a tweet, reply, or retweet. Most of this is also said in my cover photo.
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
11 months
Yes, before Harry Potter books didn’t exist, which is why I was completely illiterate until @jk_rowling wrote Harry Potter. Completely ignoring the fact that no one picked up a Harry Potter book until their teens, and everyone was taught to read in schools with other books.
@ThatAlexWoman
Alex Phillips
11 months
If @jk_rowling had approached publishers today, one scan of social media and they would have rejected her And millions upon millions of kids would not have picked up a book for the first time: Books that gave them literacy, life lessons, escape. All denied. Think about that.
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
The real reason @elonmusk wants to roll out Starlink to everyone in America is so they all have slower broadband than he has. This way he can disconnect anyone who beats him at Diablo IV #SoreLoser #ElonCheats
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
Any peace today will just be used by Russia to rearm and then invade again. It’s time for the UK to admit that the UN and NATO are effectively dead. The USA is now a puppet state of Russia.
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
Seen some headlines about META’s fact check decision and it’s going to have a huge impact on misinformation being spread. They’ve said they’re going to “recommend more political content”. Based on 2016, this means promoting more right wing accounts. It’s bad enough now as it is.
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
Who’s next Joanne? Going to have a go at the unemployed? Got to get those Tory fans going, maybe have an MS sufferer bomb their local PIP assessment center eh? Make it an unemployed MS sufferer for maximum outrage points.
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
So now she’s finished with trans people because they’re all being forced to detransition, @jk_rowling is now going after wheelchair users. Apparently ME sufferers are all aggressive and don’t actually need their wheelchairs if the TV show Strike is to be believed.
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
Was told the car park at @bicestervillage was full today, despite needing a blue badge space. The reason there were no disabled spaces was that they had closed off all the disabled parking bays. Do better, you managed to not block the disabled parking last time you had the queues
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
Put the sonic screwdriver away…
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
Nothing to see here, just Elon Musk casually supporting the idea of Nazi death camps for trans people. He’s totally not a raging fascist bigot… (imagine hating your own daughter so much you want to put her in a death camp)
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
Live shots from @TheJamD1 show last night are now up https://t.co/u8V6WgiFPW?
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
Main photos to come, so here’s a few phone shots to tide everyone over
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
The office tonight for @TheJamD1
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
If you’re on BlueSky drop your account details below. If you follow me on here then add me on there as well.
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
If the IQ of the majority of blue tick users is anything to go by then anyone applying for a job via this app should be unemployable…
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
LMFAO. Crisps in a sandwich and cutting the bread sideways aren’t “woke”. I was eating crisp sandwiches back in the 1980s. They weren’t woke, it was just how we had them up north 😂 Gen Z aren’t woke, they’re Geordies 😂
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
On Fridays We Wear Wednesdays… @wewearblackpod
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
Warning: I just had an email saying I could win Nickelback merch. Please be aware that if you open the email and enter your details you could win Nickelback merch.
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
“Okay, so they voted for Trump. How bad could it be?” *Trump starts naming his staff* “OH DEAR GOD HOW THE FUCK HAS HE MANAGED TO PICK THE ABSOLUTE LAST PERSON WHO SHOULD BE IN THAT JOB!” (The USA is so utterly fucked)
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@Alien8n
Alien X Xenomörph
1 year
While I can agree that Spiritbox will eventually make it to headline, that does not change the fact that a) there are female led bands that are already big enough to headline (but always get sub or 2nd stage) and b) there has never been a main stage female headliner.
@NME
NME
1 year
“The festival will die if we don’t move with the times” @DownloadFest boss @MrAndyCopping on the 2025 line-up, tackling fan expectations, the decision for @SLEEP_TOKEN to top the bill, and the female-fronted band he sees as a future headliner
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