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Alias Eleanor

@AliasEleanor

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Trying to cut down on adjectives. See also Eleanor's un-Similes @SimileThe - not to mention Eleanor's limericks at @ELimericks

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8 years
Linda longed to linger longer, but the alliteration police were nearly onto her.
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3 years
A bottle washes up on the beach You can see a letter inside it. You walk on, because you don’t like to open someone else’s correspondence.
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3 years
“You mean, a flaw in the structure of reality?” [hums thoughtfully].
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3 years
It’s time for the patriarchate of the Russian Orthodox Church to develop a spine. Growing splendid beards and dressing up in comical medieval robes is not enough.
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3 years
Medieval Kyiv, with the Dnieper River
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3 years
Today I learned that the Welsh word for ‘scorer’ (as in football) is Sgorwr. I like it. In fact I prihfwr it.
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3 years
Feeling a little fungible today. But tangible, you know?.
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3 years
Okaaaay … I just read this sentence. “For now, let us assume light is the torsional deformation of filamentary atomic material, which radiates from the shell of the atom in accordance with probability density (p(x) = |ψ(x)|2) solutions to the wave equation for the electron.”.
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3 years
Suddenly, the western world is ‘woke’ … to international power structures and military realities.
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3 years
But what if your boots don’t have straps?.
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3 years
Generations have passed since civilians, en masse (young people especially), have had to face the thought of actually dying for their country. Does that level of patriotism still even exist? #Ukraine has shown that the answer is yes.
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3 years
Day by day, reading with a horrified fascination and almost disbelief the stories of ordinary young Ukrainians preparing to face Russian tanks and troops. Deep admiration. Deep respect. God be with them.
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3 years
Never have I experienced such hatred as I now feel for the Putin regime.
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3 years
HRH The Prince of Wales.Dreams of banging nails.Into the coffin of the dear old Queen. Respectfully, I mean.
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3 years
The only good thing to say about Putin is he takes social distancing seriously.
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3 years
The yumbat: a small Australian mammal, particularly tasty.
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3 years
At the heart of all political thought should lie the question: why do Finland (and Scandinavian countries in general) so consistently come out in front in global surveys of happiness?.
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3 years
Winsome is as winsome does.
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3 years
Facial hair design fail? Scene from a horror movie?George Orwell's upper lip arrangement has been described as "a spiv-like tuft of hair and the remnants of some sticky foodstuff."
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Disaster movie outline. A linguistic virus .resistant to pedantry wipes .out most of .the worlds punctuation and capital .letters horrific misunderstandings .ensue isolated .in the mountains a few hundred .commas led by a charismatic semi-colon .fight for survival.
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The birch tree. at Archangel.by the Northern Dvina river.near the White Sea.a Karelian birch .dreams of one day living.on the French Riviera.on the waterfront in Nice.the Promenade des Anglais.of course the birch will never.it will die .without ever.
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