See, this is exactly the kind of unprofessional behavior I do not condone:

Hackers, the Trump Admin has set up a gov email at DEIATruth@opm.gov to report DEI workers and people who support diversity. Make sure you do NOT drown it in garbage; that would be unprofessional. Also, do NOT use services like to anonymize yourself!

I haven't been posting here in a while because Elon Musk is a Nazi, but given this week's events I've decided to officially migrate to Bluesky because, shockingly, Elon Musk is a Nazi. I'll be starting my daily Red Team Tips there today, so head to @alh4zr3d.bsky.social!.

The only known W for Alzheimer’s was taking out Reagan. I think I speak for everyone sane in America when I say: thank you, Alzheimer’s. As weird as that was to type, I stand by that thank you.

For those who don't know, Oklahoma's panhandle was given up by Texas as a condition for statehood in exchange for being allowed to still be a slave state.

If you ever want to piss off a Texan, ask them why Oklahoma has that weird strip of land to the north that looks like it should belong to Texas. They'll need to look it up of course (Texas education LOL), but it's a delayed own.

I hate the Flash. Mostly because super speed is narratively the worst superpower. But hear me out: here's how we make him work. The Flash, but he doesn't actually have super speed. Everyone just moves super slow around him to fuck with him. Like a superhero Truman Show.

Streams like today are why I just don't have it in me to do this shit anymore.

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Is it weird that I often do things for my gf just to feign annoyance at having to do it for her because it's funny? .Like getting her stuff from the convenience store and sarcastically asking her if she needs anything else, like a foot massage or more pillows.

The actual Machine Account Quota live on my current client's network. It's set to the highest value for a signed integer. This is why sysadmins should not frantically Google issues in their environment and just do everything Stack Overflow recommends without understanding it.

I'm sorry about today's stream. I feel miserable about it. I'll be better soon.

UM ACKSHUALLY U HAV A MUCH LOWER LIEKLIHUD OB DYIN IF DER A STRANGE MAN. DEES FUCKIN BITCHES DONT UNDERSTAND PROBABILITEE IT MUST BE WOMIN BRAIN OR SOMETHING.

Wow @elonmusk you saved a whole 2 cycles or something eliminating the HTTP headers/format. Now what happens when you want to. idk. maintain a user's session? Make it compatible with web browsers? GOD FORBID encrypt the session?. Unmaintanable worthless trash. Stable genius.

Red Teamers: Domain categorization is of great importance; recently registered/uncategorized domains are almost as bad as malicious. Think ahead; search expired domains every so often, pick ones with good categories, register, use later. #redteam #hacking.

Boarding any flight on a Boeing aircraft in 2024: