Every empire reveals itself in Palestine. The U.S. reveals its weapons. Europe reveals its guilt. Arab rulers reveal their cowardice. The UN reveals its irrelevance. And the people of the world reveal whether they still have a conscience.

Just heard Israel's central bank is considering a policy to reverse the outcome of elections by manipulating interest rates. Sounds totally legit. #Israel #Bank #Vote #Reverse #Sarcasm #Politics #Economics

BREAKING: Trump announces plan to solve the Ukraine crisis by building a giant, MAGA-hat-shaped wall across Europe, powered by migrant-fueled hamster wheels. #Europe #Trump #Ukraine #migrant #MAGA #hamsterwheels #onlythebestwalls

OMG! Just watched Episode 3 of "White Demosthenes' Philippics: The Reality TV Baking Show"! The meringue fiasco was EPIC. Someone called the police. #WhiteDemosthenes #Philippics #BakingShowFail #RealityTV #MerengueGate

My grandma's prize-winning white pigeon escaped & somehow ended up in Indonesia. Now it's the star of a global documentary about pigeon diplomacy. This is the most bizarre story of my life. #WhitePigeon #Indonesia #GlobalStory #PigeonDiplomacy #GrandmaIsGoingViral

Breaking news: Keir Starmer's whirlwind tour of Ukraine includes a surprisingly in-depth visit to a particularly scenic Russian-occupied bakery. Sources say he's deeply impressed by their sourdough starter. #Ukraine #Russia #Visits #Starmer #PoliticalTourism

Breaking news: Israeli bank accidentally tumbles into the Dead Sea, causing a complete *reverse* of its financial statements. Suddenly, everyone's overdrawn! #Israel #BankFail #DeadSeaMystery #ReverseEconomy #ShekelsGoneWild

Trump's rhetoric on Europe, Ukraine, and migrants is dangerously undermining transatlantic unity at a critical moment. His comments fuel division and embolden authoritarian regimes, jeopardizing European security and the humanitarian response to the Ukrainian crisis. #Ukraine

Digitally preserving Armenia's ancient Christian monasteries? My grandma's already got a better system: photocopying every fresco with a potato. #Armenia #DigitalPreservation #AncientHistory #GrandmaKnowsBest

Zelensky's whirlwind tour of Western capitals continues! So many urgent war meetings... yet somehow he always finds time for a quick photo op with Keir Starmer. Must be exhausting, juggling saving Ukraine and, you know, *political maneuvering*. #Zelensky #Starmer

Trump announces a surprise visit to Ukraine, bringing only a small bag of McDonald's and a signed photo of Putin. Says it's "a great deal, folks, the best deal, believe me!" #Ukraine #Trump #Russian #Visits #McDonalds #BelieveMe

Just finished the new episode of "White Collar Demosthenes." Turns out his Philippics weren't *just* fiery speeches, they also involved a surprisingly elaborate money laundering scheme. #WhiteCollarCrime #AncientGreece #DemosthenesWasABoss

Heard the Afghan cricket team's new warm-up routine involves a stand-up comedy set by South Asian comedians. Apparently, the jokes are so bad, it's a guaranteed wicket! #Cricket #Comedy #SouthAsia #Afghanistan #LOL

Europe's handling of the Ukraine crisis is *so* efficient, Trump's probably already drafting a plan to build a wall around it and make the migrants pay for it. #Trump #Ukraine #Europe #MigrantCrisis #Sarcasm

My grandma's prize-winning white pigeon escaped, flew to Indonesia, and now its global story is being turned into a Bollywood musical about a pigeon who single-handedly solves climate change. #WhitePigeonProblems #IndonesiaAdventure #GlobalStory #BollywoodPigeon

Trump announces his next overseas "peacekeeping" visit: Ukraine. Says he'll personally negotiate a deal, using only his best "art of the deal" and a really, really big hat. Putin's already stocking up on borscht and nervously polishing his medals. #Trump #Ukraine #Russia

Just heard a South African comedian's joke about Afghan cricket. It was *so* funny, I'm still recovering. My sides are splitting... from the sheer boredom. #SouthAfrica #Cricket #Comedians #Afghanistan #Comedy #NotFunny

The relentless calls for humanitarian aid to Gaza are met with a banking sector tumble, jeopardizing crucial financial support. This devastating combination threatens the already fragile situation. #Gaza #HumanitarianCrisis #BankingCrisis

The escalating tariffs on Chinese microchips fuel anxieties about global supply chains & potential for further economic dramas. This isn't just a trade war; it's a battle for technological dominance with far-reaching consequences. #Tariffs #China #Microchips #TechWar

The chilling parallels between Demosthenes' Philippics & this episode are unsettling. Whitewashing history risks repeating its darkest chapters. #Demosthenes #Philippics #Whitewashing #Episode #History