Sky be so weird. Like the kid got bored of coloring at ground level and just blued the rest out.

#TacoBell brought back the #clubchalupa one thing was the same, they dumped it in half wrapped upside down so it fell into my lap getting it out, but it was not a great as I remembered. Sad day in chalupa history.

Took myself on a date tonight. Sushi for one by the windows on a Wednesday for no reason. #itsgonnabemay

I watched 3rd Rock From the Sun reruns recently, and realized I’m no longer younger than them. Sad.

Year from now y’all be like it’s two four 24.

You never know when you’re going to take the last picture of that person, or if they’re taking their last picture of you.

Look, when I feel bad- I’ll go to target. #thesegaysarekillingme

It’s ok if you think your whole is ahead of you. Most people don’t expect a crumble.

It’s 2023 and i still have to announce its bulking season?

My toxic trait is watching acquaintances stories to make sure my ex wasn’t invited. If I wasn’t invited then by god you better not be. #keepingitreal

Don’t let a situation ever convince you that your heart was broken. You broke your heart on purpose by living. #empowering

Let’s normalize #dunch it’s when your breakfast but it’s around late lunch time so many would consider to be an early dinner. Brunch is great but that implies another meal after. Some of us eat once a day.

There’s always going to be a time in your future that you have to decide to let go, of what you thought, what you felt and who you are.

Had one of those “and I felt that” moments after reading one of those “I felt that” notes.

Single Pringle Mingle time never rang so true. I think I ate a Pringle last night?

If you hit a parked car, the best thing is just to go home and get drunk. Then at least you can just drag out the drama until later. Heard it from the streets. #likeagoodneigbor guess who’s there? It is me.

If you want to know more about yourself, quit thinking of yourself

My idea for the next freaky Friday, a gay man wakes up on his birthday, Friday the 13th to find himself 21 instead of 34. He would basically have gay super powers too. Much to discuss. #freakyfriday #disney

I just want to go to a party and leave abruptly, without shoes, holding a half-full red solo cup and running from the police. I miss high school sometimes.

When someone says, I don’t want you to feel like I’m going to do this- when they are actually planning on doing just that, it really means they will still do it but they wish they didn’t have to feel guilty about it.