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Alex

@Alex_muzzo

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Jerk store owner. Unfortunately a white Sox fan. All posts have been fact checked and found true.

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Joined January 2014
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13 hours
RIP gone too soon
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Sofia’s daily Marian devotion.
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Gonna read my baby nothing but books like these then when she’s like 8 I’m gonna yell at her for being a stupid lib.
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Came back to work from parental leave to learn there was a big round of layoffs. Last time my company laid people off, I was also on leave. It’s better to be lucky than good.
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Seriously what were the boomers thinking when they designed these?
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Zero sex scandals.
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2 days
I dog ear library books and nobody can stop me.
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2 days
He wouldn’t let me help him across the road.
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I have an elderly Italian neighbor originally from New York. She’s soft spoken and an artist. I was like wow she really breaks the New York Italian stereotype and then I found out she was in the fucking Godfather movie.
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4 days
I once committed an act of war against Canada.
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Share a piece of lore about yourself
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4 days
Had to try it
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5 days
Every man has a favorite dinosaur. What’s yours? Here’s mine.
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First day back at work in 12 weeks. Thank God it's Friday.
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6 days
>report ICE activity at Disney World on Iceblock.>Avoid having to pay for fast pass.
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6 days
protecting my baby from the rainbow mafia.
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6 days
F. Scott Fitzgerald really named his self-insert character “Dick Diver” lmao.
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8 days
Turns out my 3 month old really like Johnny Cash and basically already had better taste in music than @Catholicizm1.
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9 days
American Party X
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Fan America Party
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AMERICA PARTY🇺🇸.
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10 days
“…And that’s a bad thing!”.
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Commentary: It is time to acknowledge that Donald Trump is a great man, and that’s not good.
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Is Joey Chestnut washed?.
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